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Discussion: Have your parents ever caught you having sex/jacking off?
Member Since: 6/1/2011
Posts: 4,435
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Originally posted by featheralley
Your might think your brother might not know, but he probably does
Same with my parents. They think I can't hear them, but I can. They will never know...
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my brother is a ****ing stone, everytime im about to **** i slap him tiwce me and my lover cant stop laughting before get into that
and if my parents would hear something im sure they would come into my room
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Member Since: 8/8/2006
Posts: 42,086
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Originally posted by MonsterRoco
I've never got caught, but i've had very close calls, it's so awkward when there speaking to you and you've been close to getting off and your all lost for words and your voice is all over the place
I'm suprised you havn't got caught, i heard you take crazy risks
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akdjsfhskjdg
I've heard you let your full of gay **** pages computer opened and your dad discovered it
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Member Since: 11/5/2009
Posts: 8,096
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Originally posted by theppy
my brother is a ****ing stone, everytime im about to **** i slap him tiwce me and my lover cant stop laughting before get into that
and if my parents would hear something im sure they would come into my room
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I'm sure they wouldn't want to
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Member Since: 6/7/2011
Posts: 22,128
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Originally posted by Mezik
Never been caught, but there was a time when I was watching **** and my mom was sure to see what site I'm on.. luckily I closed out before she can check. On the other hand though.. I hear/walk-in my parents having sex daily.
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How do your parents have sex daily?
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Member Since: 12/28/2010
Posts: 26,529
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they never caught me because I dont jack off
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Member Since: 11/12/2009
Posts: 13,575
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Originally posted by Chemist
akdjsfhskjdg
I've heard you let your full of gay **** pages computer opened and your dad discovered it
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Yesss you better
That wasn't gay ****, it was far worse, it was tehclique old fourm gay gifs & bitchs fights everywhere
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Member Since: 4/3/2010
Posts: 2,819
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Banned
Member Since: 6/3/2011
Posts: 1,458
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Originally posted by MP2K
The real question is, has anyones parents found their cumrag laying around the house/room?
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My mom thinks I have horrible allergies cause she stay pickin up the tissues I leave around my bedroom everyday.
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Member Since: 6/1/2011
Posts: 4,435
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Originally posted by featheralley
I'm sure they wouldn't want to
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im sure she would do it my mother is a bitch she loves drama
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Banned
Member Since: 6/15/2011
Posts: 6,134
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They never caught me, I caught them having sex like 5 times
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Member Since: 4/12/2011
Posts: 2,732
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Originally posted by iLays
My big brother caught my ex lubing up his dick and my brother whooped his ass omg i can't even.
My mom opened up my mail and saw my Thugmart.Com Catalog We had a 'talk'.
Im sure tha whole house clocked my **** when i was watching this epic ass ****. When i watch **** i get off from tha HD Quality,i like to see every detail of tha pussyhole and tha **** along with tha amazing moans that really get me off, so i connect my external to my 32 inch and watch it on tv. So what happened was,i have these wireless headphones right,and i wear them when im watching tha **** so tha moans can be loud a **** in my ear,im here for that. So im over here flippin thru scenes and movies for like and hour and a half,cuz i can never just watch 1 scene,im picky as ****. So i finally get my nut,and i take off tha headphones and tha moaning is still loud as ****. So im like damn i must have tha volume in tha headphones on to tha max cuz this **** sound like it's in my face,so i go to flip tha switch off tha headphones...and them bitches ain't even on! All that time i was watching that **** with tha loud ass moans coming from tha TV loud as **** and i JUST KNOW everyone heard it. I was so scared to even leave my room in tha morning cuz i thought someone would say something
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NOOO ! I can't
But tell me the story about your brother...
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Member Since: 7/21/2007
Posts: 13,822
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Originally posted by Knix
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Really ????
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 4/20/2011
Posts: 4,875
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Quote:
Originally posted by iLays
My big brother caught my ex lubing up his dick and my brother whooped his ass omg i can't even.
My mom opened up my mail and saw my Thugmart.Com Catalog We had a 'talk'.
Im sure tha whole house clocked my **** when i was watching this epic ass ****. When i watch **** i get off from tha HD Quality,i like to see every detail of tha pussyhole and tha **** along with tha amazing moans that really get me off, so i connect my external to my 32 inch and watch it on tv. So what happened was,i have these wireless headphones right,and i wear them when im watching tha **** so tha moans can be loud a **** in my ear,im here for that. So im over here flippin thru scenes and movies for like and hour and a half,cuz i can never just watch 1 scene,im picky as ****. So i finally get my nut,and i take off tha headphones and tha moaning is still loud as ****. So im like damn i must have tha volume in tha headphones on to tha max cuz this **** sound like it's in my face,so i go to flip tha switch off tha headphones...and them bitches ain't even on! All that time i was watching that **** with tha loud ass moans coming from tha TV loud as **** and i JUST KNOW everyone heard it. I was so scared to even leave my room in tha morning cuz i thought someone would say something
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OMG.
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Member Since: 12/13/2009
Posts: 14,460
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I thought I had the house all alone to myself one night but it turns out my sister was home and she was sleeping my parents room. No idea why, but she was. Well, my dumbass got all happy and had **** on like 10 different tabs. I can never ever decide which one I want to climax to. Well, I finally chose one and turned up the volume. I was ****ing jacking off hardcore making moans and ****, when I hear a knock on my door.
** I seriously froze in terror***
I turn everything off and I can hear my sister running away laughing her ass off. Luckily, for her, she never found out it was gay ****.
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Member Since: 3/9/2011
Posts: 11,102
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Originally posted by TheMusicProphet
I thought I had the house all alone to myself one night but it turns out my sister was home and she was sleeping my parents room. No idea why, but she was. Well, my dumbass got all happy and had **** on like 10 different tabs. I can never ever decide which one I want to climax to. Well, I finally chose one and turned up the volume. I was ****ing jacking off hardcore making moans and ****, when I hear a knock on my door.
** I seriously froze in terror***
I turn everything off and I can hear my sister running away laughing her ass off. Luckily, for her, she never found out it was gay ****.
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Omg!
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Member Since: 9/6/2006
Posts: 15,696
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Originally posted by iLays
My big brother caught my ex lubing up his dick and my brother whooped his ass omg i can't even.
My mom opened up my mail and saw my Thugmart.Com Catalog We had a 'talk'.
Im sure tha whole house clocked my **** when i was watching this epic ass ****. When i watch **** i get off from tha HD Quality,i like to see every detail of tha pussyhole and tha **** along with tha amazing moans that really get me off, so i connect my external to my 32 inch and watch it on tv. So what happened was,i have these wireless headphones right,and i wear them when im watching tha **** so tha moans can be loud a **** in my ear,im here for that. So im over here flippin thru scenes and movies for like and hour and a half,cuz i can never just watch 1 scene,im picky as ****. So i finally get my nut,and i take off tha headphones and tha moaning is still loud as ****. So im like damn i must have tha volume in tha headphones on to tha max cuz this **** sound like it's in my face,so i go to flip tha switch off tha headphones...and them bitches ain't even on! All that time i was watching that **** with tha loud ass moans coming from tha TV loud as **** and i JUST KNOW everyone heard it. I was so scared to even leave my room in tha morning cuz i thought someone would say something
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****kkk I can'tttttttttt................
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Originally posted by MP2K
The real question is, has anyones parents found their cumrag laying around the house/room?
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Nope that's why I use toilet paper cuz then u can *** in peace n wipe it up n flush the evidence.
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Originally posted by iBeyoncé.
Sex and masturbation are filthy things I refuse to take part of.
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Ch I see right thru ur ass sis. U be pumpin that cawk every moment u get the chance.
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Originally posted by Kh-Loud
NOP, I lock ma door when i dew it!
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The good thing bout when u do is that u can magically change ur appearance so much that no one will ever know if u pump yo jam up.
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Originally posted by iLays
I had a similar experience. I was watching a **** on my DVD Player,i thought my door was locked and it wasn't and my mom walked in. I grabbed tha remote and tried to turn it off and her ass was in front of tha ****ing sensor. She was like what u doin,and i was like nuthin just watchin tv,i was movin tha remote in every ****ing direction tryna get in contact with tha ****ing sensor but that bitch would not move for **** In my head i was like omg mom bitch gtfo. She wen't to my blinds and opened them up and she was like open tha blinds up it's hella dark and gloomy in here,then she left. I didn't even wanna get my nut no mo So i just turned it off
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Deathhh I luv u but u need to stop b4 u kill a brother...
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Originally posted by TheMusicProphet
I thought I had the house all alone to myself one night but it turns out my sister was home and she was sleeping my parents room. No idea why, but she was. Well, my dumbass got all happy and had **** on like 10 different tabs. I can never ever decide which one I want to climax to. Well, I finally chose one and turned up the volume. I was ****ing jacking off hardcore making moans and ****, when I hear a knock on my door.
** I seriously froze in terror***
I turn everything off and I can hear my sister running away laughing her ass off. Luckily, for her, she never found out it was gay ****.
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No class. I feel for whoever has to room wit yo happy horny ass.
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Member Since: 3/13/2011
Posts: 3,953
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Originally posted by Da beezness!
I've never been caught. I'm extra precautious. I only got dicked down TWICE in my bedroom and I have my keys to lock it up. If ever **** happened, the plan was to make the dick supplier go out by the window. 5nd floor or not, he would have found a way to deal.
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Glad to know I'm not the only one with the "out the window" plan
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Member Since: 4/23/2007
Posts: 16,416
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I have this fear I'll die watching **** then somebody will find my body and see the monitor and don't care about me dying and everyone talking **** behind my back in my funeral.
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Member Since: 12/17/2010
Posts: 10,073
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No but they have caught me changing a few times. Even though I specifically said, "No, I'm changing" when they asked if they could come in.
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Member Since: 9/24/2009
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