39. Royskopp ft Susanne Sundfor - Never Ever
Genre: EDM
- Legend susanne is the most talented artist of all time and kind of proves it here (again). Royksopp are associated with Robyn though which makes them awful by default hence why this song is so low.
38. Niki & The Dove - Coconut Kiss
Genre: Synthpop
- An amazing song from an amazing album. The tropical vibe is how it should be done not like the god awful tropical house trend that ruined this year tbh.
37. Katy B - I Wanna Be
Genre: Synthpop/Disco pop?
- i didnt really care for this album too much but this is definitely my fav song off of it. Its really catchy and the prechorus melody is really good.
36. Kristin Kontrol - (Don't) Wannabe
Genre: Synthpop
- whew this album is absolutely amazing. i could honestly put every song from it on my list and be perfectly fine with it. it has a weird structure which is nice for pop music and i love how the instrumentation gets bigger as the song continues.
35. Kimbra - Sweet Relief
Genre: Pop
- this song peaks after 20 seconds but the opening is good enough to make up for it. the rest of the song is pretty good though and too much is done on it.
34. Stalking Gia - Second Nature
Genre: Indie Pop
- this song is kind of halsey'd but i dont care. its just cute but i have some fond memories associated with it so let me live
33. Samaris - Black Lights
Genre: Electronic
- kind of reminds me of a more modern music bjork. that will probably offend the pretentious atrlers but i dont care. i love this song and am running out of things to say.
32. JMSN - Cruel Intentions
Genre: R&B
- whew king.
31. Danny L Harle ft Carly Rae Jepsen - Super Natural
Genre: Dance
- im an official OCRJH™ but this kinda converted me. that blonde wig is a no from me though.
30. Angel Olsen - Intern
Genre: IDK
- the album is kind of overrated but i love this as the opener and the lyrics are cool. i love the first 5 seconds more than i love the rest of the song though lolol
-the first lyrics of the song sound like they dont even fit and she just tried to squeeze them in because she couldnt (or whoever wrote this for her) couldnt think of anything else. the iggy style delivery the cheap ass hi-hats sdkhfksdhf its just a funny song.
15. Sia - Alive
Genre: MOR Crap
- kind of ironic that the hook to this song is "im still breathing" because it makes me wish she wasnt.
14. Bruno Mars - 24K Magic
Genre: Im rich and everyone needs to know
- maybe his next rehash of uptown funk will be better
13. Drake - One Dance
Genre: nyquil drake is too cool to upload his music to youtube so unfortunately you will not get to listen to this song for the 10,000,000,000,000,000,000th time. my apologies.
- it sounds like it was recorded in 16 seconds on a motorola razr phone and drake brings absolutely nothing interesting (does he ever?)
12. Kiiiiiiiiiiara - Gold
Genre: Pretension
- this totally unknown 15 year old looking girl sitting in a throne is a hilarious way to start a video and then the cringey try hard lyrics make it even worse. also i love the effort they put into the chorus. it must have taken a lot of hard work to reverse the verses and paste it in over the same annoying beat.
11. ?????? ft Nicki Minaj - No Broken Hearts
Genre: SEX/PARTY/DRUGS/ALCOHOL
- this is so embarrassingly uninspired. i literally dont even know how to make fun of it because the entire song is just a joke. nicki's verse includes the line "girls is my sons" which is really groundbreaking for her!
10. Lukas Graham - Mama Said
Genre: this doesnt even qualify as music so no genre here
- the last chorus is one of the funniest things ive heard this year. also the use of a sample of "its a hard knock life" which comes from a movie about orphans in a song titled MAMA SAID is a bit cruel no?
also im just trying to have fun with this boring ass list so if these people are your favs im not trying to shade them or anything just having some fun
i kinda like alot of your worst of picks, besides that heinous top 3 (the honey booboo rixa and killmeara sings). what abominations. (ive only heard 30 seconds of a luka graham song )
i kinda like alot of your worst of picks, besides that heinous top 3 (the honey booboo rixa and killmeara sings). what abominations. (ive only heard 30 seconds of a luka graham song )