Drais - He's rude, filthy, violent and a *****.
Cookie - He's a pervert with an affinity for underage Asian girls. He once told me that he used to wanted to be serial killer, but decided not to because blood scares him. Also, he always seems to curve to the left for some reason.
Eli - He stans for Janet Jackson which is a drag in itself. Also, he tries too hard not to be Jewish, like your name is Eli, bitch. No matter how many times you listen to and watch Rhythm Nation you'll never know the routine or cleanse yourself of your Jewiness.