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Personal: +/-10 [november 18 edition]
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 Hellos to all
+10 for September 9
12 Remedy, Little Boots
11 Left My Heart In Tokyo, Mini Viva
+10 Can't Stop Feeling, Franz Ferdinand
album - tonight / weeks on - 9 / peak - 1 / - 2
+09 Run This Town, Jay-Z f. Kanye West & Rihanna
album - the blueprint 3 / weeks on - 2 / peak - 9 / + 1
+08 Boys & Girls, Pixie Lott
album - turn it on / weeks on - 1 / peak - 8 / debut
+07 Silly Boy, Eva Simons
album - "silly boy" single / weeks on - 4 / peak - 6 / - 1
+06 Forever Is Over, The Saturdays
album - colonial masses / weeks on - 2 / peak - 6 / - 1
+05 22, Lily Allen
album - it's not me, it's you / weeks on - 8 / peak - 4 / no change
+04 Game Over, V.V. Brown
album - travelling like the light / weeks on - 3 / peak - 3 / - 1
+03 Strawberry Swing, Coldplay
album - viva la vida or death and all his friends / weeks on - 5 / peak - 3 / + 1
+02 Crying Lightning, Arctic Monkeys
album - humbug / weeks on - 6 / peak - 1 / no change
+01 Already Gone, Kelly Clarkson
album - all i ever wanted / weeks on - 6 / peak - 1 [2 weeks] / no change
And, with love from Korea, -10 for September 9
-12 My Man, Jade Ewan
-11 Digital Girl, Jamie Foxx f. Drake & Kanye West
-10 Heartbreaker, G-Dragon
album - heartbreaker? / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 10 / debut
I'd make fun of you but I am damn tired and really, why are South Carolina Republican Congressmen YELLING "LIAR" AT OBAMA DURING A JOINT. SESSION. OF. CONGRESS?!?!? MOTHER****ER THIS IS THE CAPITOL BULDING NOT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY PLAYING HOST TO A TOWN HALL SCREAM-A-THON!. Will be witty later.
-09 Hotel Room Service, Pitbull
album - rebelution / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 5 / - 4
-08 Celebration, Madonna
album - celebration / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 8 / + 1
-07 Radar, Britney Spears
album - circus / weeks on - 9 / worst spot - 3 / no change
-06 I Came 2 Party, Cinema Bizarre f. Space Cowboy
album - toyz / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 6 / + 2
-05 Get Sexy, Sugababes
album - sweet 7 / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 5 / + 1
-04 Obsessed, Mariah Carey
album - memoirs of an imperfect angel / weeks on - 8 / worst spot - 4 / no change
-03 She Don't Wanna Man, Asher Roth f. Keri Hilson
album - asleep in the bread aisle / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 3 / no change
-02 Best I Ever Had, Drake
album - so far gone / weeks on - 9 / worst spot - 1 / no change
-01 Work, Ciara f. Missy Elliot
album - fantasy ride / weeks on - 11 / worst spot - 1 [3 weeks] / no change
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Hellos to all
+10 for September 23
12 Left My Heart In Tokyo, Mini Viva
11 Heard Em All, Amerie
+10 Boys & Girls, Pixie Lott
album - turn it on / weeks on - 2 / peak - 8 / - 2
+09 1901, Phoenix
album - wolfgang amadeus phoenix / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9 / debut
+08 22, Lily Allen
album - it's not me, it's you / weeks on - 9 / peak - 4 / - 3
+07 Silly Boy, Eva Simons
album - "silly boy" single / weeks on - 5 / peak - 6 / no change
+06 Uprising, Muse
album - the resistance / weeks on - 1 / peak - 6 / debut
+05 Forever Is Over, The Saturdays
album - wordshaker / weeks on - 3 / peak - 5 / + 1
Not gonna lie, but Wordshaker might just be more awesome than Colonial Masses as an album title and still rivals Humbug.
+04 Game Over, V.V. Brown
album - travelling like the light / weeks on - 4 / peak - 3 / no change
+03 Crying Lightning, Arctic Monkeys
album - humbug / weeks on - 7 / peak - 1 / - 1
+02 Already Gone, Kelly Clarkson
album - all i ever wanted / weeks on - 7 / peak - 1 / - 1
+01 Strawberry Swing, Coldplay
album - viva la vida or death and all his friends / weeks on - 6 / peak - 1 [1 weeks] / + 2
And, HATING EITHER YOUTUBE OR MY CONNECTION along with some British, -10 for September 23
-12 One Time, Justin Bieber
-11 My Man, Jade Ewan of the Sugababes instead of Eurovision "fame"
-10 Heartbreaker, G-Dragon
album - heartbreaker? / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 10 / no change
-09 I Came 2 Party, Cinema Bizarre f. Space Cowboy
album - toyz / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 6 / - 3
-08 Celebration (either the fan edit or the Jesus edit, your choice), Madonna
album - celebration / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 8 / no change
Ya know, I never thought fan-voguing would be the least embarrassing scene I'd see in a video. Thanks to her "fan" video, I was clearly proven wrong. Her, her *****-rubbing was high art compared to some of the clips we were treated to. It's called editing, ****ers!
-07 Bad Boys, Alexandra Burke f. Flo Rida
album - overcome / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 7 / debut
Um...right. I am supposed to believe this song, this video, Flo Rida or your vocals? Say what you will about Alexandra and I can, she can sing. So why shove her into the weak ass r&b market where she'll be ran over by the seventeen or so other chicks trying to catch up with Beyonce/Rihanna/whatever you are annoying me with now.
-06 Fight For This Love, Cheryl Cole
album - 3 words / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 6 / debut
And speaking of the X Factor...Cheryl honey, who the **** dressed you? For they clearly (a) hate you (b) ayre Nudeen fayuns (c) and want new Girls Aloud music. And this track would never even be a b-side with 5-part harmony. Besides, your dumb ass also picked a song called "Don't Talk About Our Love" so is that included in the fighting one must do? And furthermore, you're working with Taio Cruz so I personally cannot wait for your delusions of solo success to fall on your big-cheeked head.
Besides, I want a Kimba album and like I'll ever get that :chickenpout:
-05 Work, Ciara f. Missy Elliot
album - fantasy ride / weeks on - 12 / worst spot - 1 / - 4
-04 Get Sexy, Sugababes f. Keisha Buchanan
album - sweet 7 / weeks on - 6 / worst spot - 4 / + 1
Um...happy Keisha's gone but really, can we have a new name for the Heidi-Amelle-Jade trio. How about "The Replacements"!
-03 Obsessed, Mariah Carey
album - memoirs of an imperfect angel / weeks on - 9 / worst spot - 3 / no change
Did you know she has a song on her album called "Candy Bling"? Did someone forget to remind her recently she is not 12?
-02 Best I Ever Had, Drake
album - so far gone / weeks on - 10 / worst spot - 1 / no change
-01 She Don't Wanna Man, Asher Roth f. Keri Hilson
album - asleep in the bread aisle / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 1 [1 weeks] / + 2
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Hellos to all
+10 for September 30
12 Heard Em All, Amerie
11 I'm Not Your Toy, La Roux
+10 22, Lily Allen
album - it's not me, it's you / weeks on - 10 / peak - 4 / - 2
+09 Silly Boy, Eva Simons
album - "silly boy" single / weeks on - 6 / peak - 6 / - 2
+08 Subsitution, Silversun Pickups
album - swoon / weeks on - 1 / peak - 8 / debut
+07 1901, Phoenix
album - wolfgang amadeus phoenix / weeks on - 2 / peak - 7 / + 2
Note: I have no idea timewise this video came out, as the single was out before "Lisztomania" but "Lisztomania" was the lead single. Someone help?
+06 Crying Lightning, Arctic Monkeys
album - humbug / weeks on - 8 / peak - 1 / - 3
+05 Forever Is Over, The Saturdays
album - wordshaker / weeks on - 4 / peak - 5 / no change
+04 Game Over, V.V. Brown
album - travelling like the light / weeks on - 5 / peak - 3 / no change
+03 Uprising, Muse
album - the resistance / weeks on - 2 / peak - 3 / + 3
+02 Already Gone, Kelly Clarkson
album - all i ever wanted / weeks on - 8 / peak - 1 / no change
+01 Strawberry Swing, Coldplay
album - viva la vida or death and all his friends / weeks on - 7 / peak - 1 [2 weeks] / no change
And, with Carrie Underwood stealing from Pam Tillis, -10 for September 30
-12 Party In The USA, Miley Cyrus (who just hold off that odd video from Depeche Mode for #12)
-11 One Time, Justin Bieber
-10 Celebration (Jesus Humping or Fan Humping Edit), Madonna
album - celebration / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 8 / - 2
-09 Get Sexy, "Sugababes" f. Keisha Buchanan
album - sweet 7 / weeks on - 7 / worst spot - 4 / - 5
-08 Bad Boys, Alexandra Burke f. Flo Rida
album - overcome / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 7 / - 1
-07 Fever, Cascada
album - evacuate the dancefloor / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 7 / debut
So my brother and I decided Nicole of Cascada is basically a less vocally gifted Carrie Underwood who eats. And likes pink corsets that don't fit right. And really needs to reconsider ****-me boots. Or her Gaga Clone Dancers.
-06 Work, Ciara f. Missy Elliot
album - fantasy ride / weeks on - 13 / worst spot - 1 / - 1
-05 Obsessed, Mariah Carey
album - memoirs of an imperfect angel / weeks on - 10 / worst spot - 3 / - 2
-04 Fight For This Love, Cheryl Cole
album - 3 words / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 4 / + 2
-03 Best I Ever Had, Drake
album - so far gone / weeks on - 11 / worst spot - 1 / - 1
-02 She Don't Wanna Man, Asher Roth f. Keri Hilson
album - asleep in the bread aisle / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 1 / - 1
-01 Cowboy Casanova, Carrie Underwood
album - play on / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 1 [1 weeks] / debut
Bitch, the **** is you on?!?!? Firstly, this song obviously belongs to someone with spunk. Like Dolly Parton. Not your robotically dull ass. Second, unless you killed Tanya Tucker, stop wearing formal shorts and thinking you are a tramp. Third, if this was 1994 and Pam Tillis released this AFTER "Cleopatra, Queen Of De-Nile" then this would work. But you aren't Pam, Tanya or Dolly so all of this, as well as your ****ed up facial expressions while "dancing" and your apparent attempt to rival Taylor Swift for tween fans makes this all sorts of failure. Congrats!
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Heartbreaker is so much better than all songs in your c/d. (except Strawberry Swing)
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7/10 & 7/10
The first single was Lisztomania.
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Hellos to all
+10 for MAH BIRTHDAY, BITCHES, October 7
12 I'm Not Your Toy, La Roux
11 Sweet, Serebro
+10 Silly Boy, Eva Simons
album - "silly boy" single / weeks on - 7 / peak - 6 / - 1
+09 Medicate, AFI
album - crash love / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9 / debut
+08 Crying Lightning, Arctic Monkeys
album - humbug / weeks on - 9 / peak - 1 / - 2
+07 Subsitution, Silversun Pickups
album - swoon / weeks on - 2 / peak - 7 / + 1
+06 1901, Phoenix
album - wolfgang amadeus phoenix / weeks on - 3 / peak - 6 / + 1
+05 Game Over, V.V. Brown
album - travelling like the light / weeks on - 6 / peak - 3 / - 1
+04 Forever Is Over, The Saturdays
album - wordshaker / weeks on - 5 / peak - 4 / + 1
+03 Uprising, Muse
album - the resistance / weeks on - 3 / peak - 3 / no change
+02 Already Gone, Kelly Clarkson
album - all i ever wanted / weeks on - 9 / peak - 1 / no change
+01 Strawberry Swing, Coldplay
album - viva la vida or death and all his friends / weeks on - 8 / peak - 1 [3 weeks] / no change
And, now jailbait-flavored, -10 for MAH BIRTHDAY October 7
-12 Party In The USA, Miley Cyrus
-11 Release Me (American Edit), Agnes
-10 One Time, Justin Bieber
album - my world / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 10 / debut
Um...since when do 14 year olds get a chance to sing songs that make it seem like it's a bad relationship? Like, the ****er be clingy and controlling and...um....****er is under age. That's just yuck-o. And maybe one day his balls will decend.
-09 Work, Ciara f. Missy Elliot
album - fantasy ride / weeks on - 14 / worst spot - 1 / - 3
-08 Falling Down, Selena Gomes & The Scene
album - kiss & tell / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 8 / debut
So....if I pretend to be a 16 year old with no talent, I can get a record contract? Yay!
-07 Obsessed, Mariah Carey
album - memoirs of an imperfect angel / weeks on - 11 / worst spot - 3 / - 2
-06 Bad Boys, Alexandra Burke f. Flo Rida
album - overcome / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 6 / + 2
-05 Fever, Cascada
album - evacuate the dancefloor / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 5 / + 2
-04 Fight For This Love, Cheryl Cole
album - 3 words / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 4 / no change
-03 Best I Ever Had, Drake
album - so far gone / weeks on - 12 / worst spot - 1 / no change
-02 She Don't Wanna Man, Asher Roth f. Keri Hilson
album - asleep in the bread aisle / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 1 / no change
-01 Cowboy Casanova, Carrie Underwood
album - play on / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 1 [2 weeks] / no change
Don't worry Carrie, the moment Britters The Toddler releases "3" you'll stop being the shittiest. Hell, I don't doubt "3" could be the worst video of the year! Good for her -_-
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Ya know, a "Happy Birthday" wouldn't have killed you ****ers...
Hellos to all
+10 for October 14
12 Flashback, Calvin Harris
11 Sweet, Serebro
+10 Crying Lightning, Arctic Monkeys
album - humbug / weeks on - 10 / peak - 1 / - 2
+09 I Don't Believe You, Pink
album - funhouse / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9 / debut
+08 Forever Is Over, The Saturdays
album - wordshaker / weeks on - 6 / peak - 4 / - 4
+07 Medicate, AFI
album - crash love / weeks on - 2 / peak - 7 / + 2
+06 Subsitution, Silversun Pickups
album - swoon / weeks on - 3 / peak - 6 / + 1
+05 Game Over, V.V. Brown
album - travelling like the light / weeks on - 7 / peak - 3 / no change
+04 1901, Phoenix
album - wolfgang amadeus phoenix / weeks on - 4 / peak - 4 / + 2
+03 Uprising, Muse
album - the resistance / weeks on - 4 / peak - 3 / no change
+02 Already Gone, Kelly Clarkson
album - all i ever wanted / weeks on - 10 / peak - 1 / no change
+01 Strawberry Swing, Coldplay
album - viva la vida or death and all his friends / weeks on - 9 / peak - 1 [4 weeks] / no change
And, now getting annoying, -10 for October 14
-12 Fifteen, Taylor Swift
-11 Had It All, Katharine McPhee
-10 One Time, Justin Bieber
album - my world / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 10 / no change
-09 Falling Down, Selena Gomes & The Scene
album - kiss & tell / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 8 / - 1
-08 Bad Boys, Alexandra Burke f. Flo Rida
album - overcome / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 6 / - 2
-07 Crank It Up, Ashley Tisdale
album - guilty...pleasure? / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 7 / debut
Girl, the hell is wrong with you? Why are you cavorting around in your panties? With some Halloween wings on? And onto guys who show no interest in having their cranks in an upright position? And the song is really annoying. So stop already, please.
-06 Fever, Cascada
album - evacuate the dancefloor / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 5 / - 1
-05 Best I Ever Had, Drake
album - so far gone / weeks on - 13 / worst spot - 1 / - 2
-04 Fight For This Love, Cheryl Cole
album - 3 words / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 4 / no change
Isn't it a bad sign if after 5 weeks out you're releasing the new single?
-03 She Don't Wanna Man, Asher Roth f. Keri Hilson
album - asleep in the bread aisle / weeks on - 6 / worst spot - 1 / - 1
-02 About A Girl, "Sugababes"
album - "sweet 7" / weeks on - 11 / worst spot - 3 / debut
Alright "Babes" 4.0, let's get some thing straight: if you plan on ditching a member you have to make sure that the stunt double hired to play her but which ends up playing actress in a rush does not look like her. Also, please note that Heidi and Jade cannot dance or STILL BE SEXY and since when is it kosher for Amelle to be lead ho or to let Jade "sing" the chorus all by her lonesome?
Pick a new name as well, cuz I don't like calling you Sugababes if Siobhan, Mutya or Keisha aren't involved in some way.
-01 Cowboy Casanova, Carrie Underwood
album - play on / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 1 [3 weeks] / no change
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I don't see anything amazing about Coldplay's video. I was expecting to see BEP in one of the two sides.
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BEP has a new one out? Damn it, must peruse the 'net for it...
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Hellos to all
+10 for yesterday, October 21
12 I'm Not Your Toy, La Roux
11 Cornerstore, Arctic Monkeys
+10 Flashback, Calvin Harris
album - ready for the weekend / weeks on - 1 / peak - 10 / debut
+09 Who'd Have Known, Lily Allen
album - it's not me, it's you / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9 / debut
+08 I Don't Believe You, Pink
album - funhouse / weeks on - 2 / peak - 8 / + 1
+07 Medicate, AFI
album - crash love / weeks on - 3 / peak - 7 / no change
+06 Subsitution, Silversun Pickups
album - swoon / weeks on - 4 / peak - 6 / no change
+05 Game Over, V.V. Brown
album - travelling like the light / weeks on - 8 / peak - 3 / no change
+04 Strawberry Swing, Coldplay
album - viva la vida or death and all his friends / weeks on - 10 / peak - 1 / - 3
+03 1901, Phoenix
album - wolfgang amadeus phoenix / weeks on - 5 / peak - 3 / + 1
+02 Already Gone, Kelly Clarkson
album - all i ever wanted / weeks on - 11 / peak - 1 / no change
+01 Uprising, Muse
album - the resistance / weeks on - 5 / peak - 1 [1 weeks] / + 2
And, actually not including the Black Eyed Peas since the video is boring, -10 for October 21
-12 I Cut Like A Buffalo, The Dead Weathers
-11 Fifteen, Taylor Swift
-10 Falling Down, Selena Gomes & The Scene
album - kiss & tell / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 8 / - 1
-09 Crank It Up, Ashley Tisdale
album - guilty...pleasure? / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 7 / - 2
-08 Had It All, Katharine McPhee
album - unbroken / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 8 / debut
Child....look, you chose to dye your hair blond for some insane reason and wore ****-ass makeup. Then demanded all close-ups all the time. And then you mixed it with a piss-poor ballad that even Whitney, Mariah or Christina couldn't save on their bad days or Britney could pro-tool her way through on her best days? The **** is you on?!?!
-07 Best I Ever Had, Drake
album - so far gone / weeks on - 14 / worst spot - 1 / - 2
-06 Bad Boys, Alexandra Burke f. Flo Rida
album - overcome / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 6 / + 2
-05 Fever, Cascada
album - evacuate the dancefloor / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 5 / + 1
-04 Fight For This Love, Cheryl Cole
album - 3 words / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 4 / no change
I really wish she could pick pants that (a) flatter and (b) keep that ****ed up rose tattoo hidden. She can't do either...
-03 She Don't Wanna Man, Asher Roth f. Keri Hilson
album - asleep in the bread aisle / weeks on - 7 / worst spot - 1 / no change
-02 About A Girl, "Sugababes"
album - "sweet 7" / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 2 / no change
-01 Cowboy Casanova, Carrie Underwood
album - play on / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 1 [4 weeks] / no change
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7/10 for the positives; 4/10 for the negatives.
Isn't it about time you got the nerve on Drake's "BIEH"?
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Hellos to all
+10 for October 28
12 Flashback, Calvin Harris
11 Cornerstore, Arctic Monkeys
+10 You've Got The Love, Florence And The Machine
album - lungs / weeks on - 1 / peak - 10 / debut
+09 Strawberry Swing, Coldplay
album - viva la vida or death and all his friends / weeks on - 11 / peak - 1 / - 5
+08 I Don't Believe You, Pink
album - funhouse / weeks on - 3 / peak - 8 / no change
+07 Who'd Have Known, Lily Allen
album - it's not me, it's you / weeks on - 2 / peak - 7 / + 2
+06 Game Over, V.V. Brown
album - travelling like the light / weeks on - 9 / peak - 3 / - 1
+05 Medicate, AFI
album - crash love / weeks on - 4 / peak - 5 / + 2
+04 Subsitution, Silversun Pickups
album - swoon / weeks on - 5 / peak - 4 / + 2
+03 Already Gone, Kelly Clarkson
album - all i ever wanted / weeks on - 12 / peak - 1 / - 1
+02 1901, Phoenix
album - wolfgang amadeus phoenix / weeks on - 6 / peak - 2 / + 1
+01 Uprising, Muse
album - the resistance / weeks on - 6 / peak - 1 [2 weeks] / no change
And, and I do wonder if transforming. into. a car. is really a wise decision, -10 for October 28
-12 Starstrukk, 3OH!3 f. Katy Perry
-11 Tik Tok, Kesha (no moron, I ain't giving you a dollar sign)
-10 Bad Boys, Alexandra Burke f. Flo Rida
album - overcome / weeks on - 6 / worst spot - 6 / - 4
-09 Best I Ever Had, Drake
album - so far gone / weeks on - 15 / worst spot - 1 / - 2
-08 Crank It Up, Ashley Tisdale
album - guilty...pleasure? / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 7 / + 1
-07 She Don't Wanna Man, Asher Roth f. Keri Hilson
album - asleep in the bread aisle / weeks on - 8 / worst spot - 1 / - 4
-06 Fever, Cascada
album - evacuate the dancefloor / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 5 / - 1
-05 Had It All, Katharine McPhee
album - unbroken / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 5 / + 3
-04 About A Girl, "Sugababes"
album - "sweet 7" / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 2 / - 2
-03 Fight For This Love, Cheryl Cole
album - 3 words / weeks on - 6 / worst spot - 3 / + 1
-02 Cowboy Casanova, Carrie Underwood
album - play on / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 1 / - 1
-01 I Can Transform Ya, Chris Brown f. Lil' Wayne
album - graffiti / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 1 [1 weeks] / debut
OH MY ****ING HELL. YOU SLAMMED RIHANNA'S HEAD INTO A STEERING WHEEL WHILE CHOKING HER AND THEN THINK IT'S SMART TO "TRANSFORM" INTO A CAR?!?!?!?!? ARE YOU HIGH OR AN IDIOT. AND WHO THE **** GAVE YOU THE OK TO HAVE A CAREER AFTER THAT ******** YOU ****ING JACKASS? AND WHY THE **** IS LIL' WAYNE ON THIS? AND WHY ARE THERE NINJAS? AND WHY EVEN CONSIDER WORKING WITH SWIZZ BEATS SINCE HIS LAZY ASS IS BEYOND USELESS IN TERMS OF MAKING MUSIC? AND SERIOUSLY, NINJAS? AND WHY DRESS...I ASSUME IT'S CASSIE LIKE SHE'S THE LEATHER SEAT OF A MOTORCYCLE? CUZ THAT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOWING RESPECT TO WOMEN....
BUT...THIS IS REALLY ABOUT THE FACT THAT SOMEONE OUT THERE IS ALLOWING CHRIS BROWN TO HAVE A CAREER AFTER SHOWING THE WORLD HE HAS NO PROBLEM BEATING THE **** OUT OF A WOMAN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
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Hellos to all
+10 for November 4
12 Cornerstore, Arctic Monkeys
11 Did It Again, Shakira
+10 You've Got The Love, Florence And The Machine
album - lungs / weeks on - 2 / peak - 10 / no change
+09 Black Hearts (On Fire), Jet
album - shaka rock / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9 / debut
+08 Undisclosed Desires, Muse
album - the resistance / weeks on - 1 / peak - 8 / debut
+07 I Don't Believe You, Pink
album - funhouse / weeks on - 4 / peak - 7 / + 1
+06 Who'd Have Known, Lily Allen
album - it's not me, it's you / weeks on - 3 / peak - 6 / + 1
+05 1901, Phoenix
album - wolfgang amadeus phoenix / weeks on - 7 / peak - 2 / - 3
+04 Medicate, AFI
album - crash love / weeks on - 5 / peak - 4 / + 1
+03 Uprising, Muse
album - the resistance / weeks on - 7 / peak - 1 / - 2
+02 Already Gone, Kelly Clarkson
album - all i ever wanted / weeks on - 13 / peak - 1 / + 1
+01 Subsitution, Silversun Pickups
album - swoon / weeks on - 6 / peak - 1 [1 weeks] / + 3
And, with the Toddler being the lowest debut this week, -10 for November 4
-12 Fireflies, Owl City
-11 Water & A Flame, Daniel Merriweather not featuring Adele in the video...
-10 3, Britney Spears
album - the singles collection / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 10 / debut
Wow, we're getting lazy now on the fans, eh Brit? I mean, the dancing is worse than normal and you visibly missed your mark 3 times (how ironic?) during the mens dancing scene. And the grinding action was ill-prepped and uninspired. But worst of all? It looks like your boys glued Barbie hair to your scalp and you're calling it a weave.
Snore...are you even going to be worth negging next week?
-09 TiK ToK, Kesha
album - "tik tok" single / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 9 / debut
Um...woman, what is wrong with you? Why do you sound worse than Katy Perry? And why do you hate showering? And what's with the "rapping"? And why won't you already go away?
-08 She Don't Wanna Man, Asher Roth f. Keri Hilson
album - asleep in the bread aisle / weeks on - 9 / worst spot - 1 / - 1
-07 Cry Me Out, Pixie Lott
album - turn it up / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 7 / debut
Yikes. Firstly, don't shoot in black & white, not so fetching on you. Second, don't dance. Cuz you are ****** at it. Third, Fire the makeup artist. Fourth, who came up with this slapdash piece of **** called a "concept"? Fifth, why is there synchronized swimming going on in your backyard pool?
-06 Had It All, Katharine McPhee
album - unbroken / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 5 / - 1
-05 Cowboy Casanova, Carrie Underwood
album - play on / weeks on - 6 / worst spot - 1 / - 3
-04 About A Girl, "Sugababes"
album - "sweet 7" / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 2 / no change
-03 Body Language, Jesse McCartney
album - departure / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 3 / debut
Did we not go over this once before? If you can't grow stubble and a 14 year old who signed with Usher and clearly is a future stalker looks older than you, YOU. CANNOT. TELL. ANY. WOMAN. HER. BACKSIDE. IS. "AMAZING." Further, do women actually find that as a compliment if they aren't drunk? And why are you dancing like ass, flashing the ok sign over your shoulder and letting T-Pain ruin ****? Just....just stop.
-02 Fight For This Love, Cheryl Cole
album - 3 words / weeks on - 7 / worst spot - 2 / + 1
I'm intrigued as to how Cheryl will make me hate "3 Words" by video....
-01 I Can Transform Ya, Chris Brown f. Lil' Wayne
album - graffiti / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 1 [2 weeks] / no change
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Member Since: 9/24/2001
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Hellos to all
+10 for November 11
12 Wait Your Turn, Rihanna
11 Bad Romance, Lady Gaga
+10 Did It Again, Shakira
album - she wolf / weeks on - 1 / peak - 10 / debut
Why yes, Muse's "Uprising" fell out of the top 10 +2 after being #3 last week. Whyever do you ask?
+09 Black Hearts (On Fire), Jet
album - shaka rock / weeks on - 2 / peak - 9 / no change
+08 Cornerstore, Arctic Monkeys
album - humbug / weeks on - 1 / peak - 8 / debut
+07 I Don't Believe You, Pink
album - funhouse / weeks on - 5 / peak - 7 / no change
+06 You've Got The Love, Florence And The Machine
album - lungs / weeks on - 3 / peak - 6 / + 4
+05 Who'd Have Known, Lily Allen
album - it's not me, it's you / weeks on - 4 / peak - 5 / + 1
+04 Undisclosed Desires, Muse
album - the resistance / weeks on - 2 / peak - 4 / + 4
+03 Medicate, AFI
album - crash love / weeks on - 6 / peak - 3 / + 1
+02 Already Gone, Kelly Clarkson
album - all i ever wanted / weeks on - 14 / peak - 1 / no change
+01 Subsitution, Silversun Pickups
album - swoon / weeks on - 7 / peak - 1 [1 weeks] / no change
And, annoyed I live in a world where Taylor flippin' Swift wins FOUR ****ING CMA AWARDS (Entertainer..., Female "Vocalist"...., ALBUM?!?!??! and Video but not the one Kanye interupted her on) cuz clearly we must appeal to 12 year old girls and not, oh, all fans and maybe pick a winner based on ...oh, TALENT?, -10 for November 11
-12 My Obsession, Cinema Bizzare
-11 Fireflies, Owl City
He was on...but then I saw Leighton....
-10 3, Britney Spears
album - the singles collection / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 10 / no change
-09 TiK ToK, Kesha
album - "tik tok" single / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 9 / no change
-08 About A Girl, "Sugababes"
album - "sweet 7" / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 2 / - 3
-07 Cry Me Out, Pixie Lott
album - turn it up / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 7 / no change
-06 Somebody To Love, Leighton Meester f. Robin Thicke
album - leighton meester supposedly / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 6 / debut
Leighton honey...for half the video you look like a greasy crack*****. The other half, you're Natalie Portman sans shirt. Neither of these are good looks on you. And Thicke looks like a scumbag in every shot. And while he's at least interesting and audible I can't ****ing figure out what you're lipping to as you're drowned out by so much ProTools even Britney would awaken out of her fog of meds and say bitch is crazy. Plus you look both stoned and bored out of your damn mind, both which fail to provoke "sexytime" and make me wonder who's giving out record contracts.
Try sticking to "acting" and fire whoever though firing your makeup at your face with a catapult was a smart idea.
-05 Had It All, Katharine McPhee
album - unbroken / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 5 / + 1
-04 Cowboy Casanova, Carrie Underwood
album - play on / weeks on - 7 / worst spot - 1 / + 1
-03 Fight For This Love, Cheryl Cole
album - 3 words / weeks on - 8 / worst spot - 2 / - 1
-02 Body Language, Jesse McCartney
album - departure / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 2 / + 1
-01 I Can Transform Ya, Chris Brown f. Lil' Wayne
album - graffiti / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 1 [3 weeks] / no change
Oh, and if anyone could make me a .gif of Miranda Lambert looking bored as hell when they said her name during the Female Vocalist nominees which clearly read "I Ain't winning so why the **** am I here?" or her complete non-reaction to ****ing Taylor Swift winning the award I'd send you a chicken kiss
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