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Discussion: Do straight guys give you Silent Treatment?
Member Since: 8/28/2012
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Originally posted by Starburst
Is this like naughty story time?  kk my turn 
Well, during the summer of grade 10, me and three other guy friends (all straight) were chilling at my best friend's grandparents house. And we were just really bored, so I was like: "I bet your grandparents have [naughty videos that rhyme with corn] in their house." He was all like "No way, that's ****ing disgusting" and stuff so I dared him that I could find it.
Low and behold, the first closet we checked had a box full of old [naughty videos that rhyme with corn]os (VHS, so this was some vintage stuff) and being a bunch of horny teenagers, our next instinct was to watch them. So we perch in front of the big TV downstairs and it's some really kinky stuff with nurses and leather and my best friend is just horrified that his grandparents are into this kind of material. Anyways, so while he's freaking out, my other friend starts getting all vocal and shoving his hand down his pants and crap and I'm just like "He gone pull it out  " But I didn't want my friends to think I was gay or anything so I got all defensive like "Man, put that away" in order to seem straight but deep down I was like "Yes  Yes Pull it out Pull it out "
But I also noticed that none of my friends really had a problem with it, like everyone in the room was sort of accepting the very homosexual act that was going on and nobody minded. So I just kept my mouth shut, and slowly but surely all my friends had their stuff out in the open and were "playing the flute" so to speak. I was dying on the inside and trying my hardest to focus on the actual video and not the living fantasy going on behind me.
Then we all just sort of timed it out so we all "peaked" at the same time and it was just amazing. We never talked about it again but it was like the hottest thing ever and it really made me wonder what the hell is wrong with straight men.  |
I am so so sorry you had to go through that torture. 
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Member Since: 3/25/2012
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Originally posted by AuraOfPinkslam
Idk how dirty the story can be 
So it was me, my straight best friend and our two gay mutual friends. (4 of us) Drinking and having small talk. Then we played this drinking game called Kings, (for those who don't know it's played with a deck of cards and each card has a rule) so the 'King' card was for the person who drew it to make a rule that would last all game. The rule my gay friend made, was For every red card you draw, remove an article of clothing. Fast forward. Down to underwear and wife beaters. We started playing truth or dare. My STRAIGHT (but bisexual-ish) friend dared the 3 of us to have an all out 3-some. it was chain ****ing madness. My jaw was killing me from putting in that work. Meanwhile my straight friend was literally directing the whole thing. Like legit "spank him, choke him, do doggy etc" it was intense and can't wait to do it again, this time with more lube cuz ... |
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Member Since: 3/25/2011
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Originally posted by PeterTheMonster
The funny part is that his girlfriend told her friends (who told me later) that she thinks I'm gay because I may want to steal her boyfriend from her |
mmnm and yet he's the one coming on to you. If she gets cute with you better keep her in check.
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Member Since: 8/11/2012
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Originally posted by Starburst
I got all defensive like "Man, put that away" in order to seem straight but deep down I was like "Yes Yes Pull it out Pull it out " |
SCREAMING.
I LOVE My friends. I've had mutual j**k-off sessions with 3 of them simultaneously. Omg, I might have to drop some kids off tonight. cuz this thread >>>
sidenote: base barbz don't be reading this.
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Member Since: 8/13/2012
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The same guy from before.
So I was sitting on the bus back from our retreat and I wantd to nap but my friends were too loud so I went to the back of the bus with this guy, lets call him Keb. Keb was cool and I rested my head on the window. Some how I ended up resting my head on his crotch. I slowly moved my hands up his thigh and touched his dick. I kept rubbing it till he cummed. But for some weird reason he told everyone I tickeled his balls so our little thing is donzeo.
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Member Since: 1/11/2011
Posts: 6,600
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Originally posted by Mhs90
And I'll be sure to play this ratchet song when he finally gets the ****  |
Not a ratchet song sis
You can't expect any more class for a story (and thread ) like this 
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Originally posted by AuraOfPinkslam
sidenote: base barbz don't be reading this. |
They will NEVER look at you the same. 
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Member Since: 3/25/2012
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Originally posted by PulseBeat
So basically we were talking after gym and I'm like "Hey I like your orange underwear" He was like "Thanks?" I was like "I should get a pair like that but my dick won't fit"  He was like" Get over here"
And like pulled down my pants and started sucking my dick. I was kinda in a shock and didn't wanna say anything that would make it end. Then he got up and pushed my head down and I sucked him. Then I bent him over and basically ****ed him. All happened in 15 mins and ended up missing 1/4 of 3rd period. It was weird cause I'm genuinely not gay ( hard to believe I know ) I've never been attracted to any other guy, and I've tried gay **** and it does absolutely nothing for me.
Whew. |
Mess. But it sounds like you found yourself a experimentation buddy
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Member Since: 1/14/2011
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Originally posted by AuraOfPinkslam
SCREAMING.
I LOVE My friends. I've had mutual j**k-off sessions with 3 of them simultaneously. Omg, I might have to drop some kids off tonight. cuz this thread >>>
sidenote: base barbz don't be reading this. |
I've done BOTH of those tonight.
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Member Since: 10/30/2011
Posts: 10,415
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Originally posted by Mhs90
He's cute as frick, but a little tease for him is healthy 
Plus, he should come get it |
I hate you and I don't even know you.
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Member Since: 12/13/2011
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What kind of fan fiction 
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Member Since: 8/11/2012
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So let me tell you about next week. My best friend is straight (who i ****ed before) his cousin and him are really close. I met his cousin, and his cousin used to gang bang and all that. 7 years I have lusted after him his gorgeous hispanic ass. Next week is his bday, so last Friday I asked what he was doing for his bday. he said "nothing why, you wanna give me some ass?" I screamed. and thought he was joking so I was like "yeah, I won't tell lol" he then send me a pic of his hard **** and told me to tell him what I'd do to it, and now I get to decide when and where and what. I LEGIT can cream my manties at the thought.
omg i need to sign off.
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Member Since: 3/25/2011
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Originally posted by Starburst
Is this like naughty story time? kk my turn
Well, during the summer of grade 10, me and three other guy friends (all straight) were chilling at my best friend's grandparents house. And we were just really bored, so I was like: "I bet your grandparents have [naughty videos that rhyme with corn] in their house." He was all like "No way, that's ****ing disgusting" and stuff so I dared him that I could find it.
Low and behold, the first closet we checked had a box full of old [naughty videos that rhyme with corn]os (VHS, so this was some vintage stuff) and being a bunch of horny teenagers, our next instinct was to watch them. So we perch in front of the big TV downstairs and it's some really kinky stuff with nurses and leather and my best friend is just horrified that his grandparents are into this kind of material. Anyways, so while he's freaking out, my other friend starts getting all vocal and shoving his hand down his pants and crap and I'm just like "He gone pull it out " But I didn't want my friends to think I was gay or anything so I got all defensive like "Man, put that away" in order to seem straight but deep down I was like "Yes Yes Pull it out Pull it out "
But I also noticed that none of my friends really had a problem with it, like everyone in the room was sort of accepting the very homosexual act that was going on and nobody minded. So I just kept my mouth shut, and slowly but surely all my friends had their stuff out in the open and were "playing the flute" so to speak. I was dying on the inside and trying my hardest to focus on the actual video and not the living fantasy going on behind me.
Then we all just sort of timed it out so we all "peaked" at the same time and it was just amazing. We never talked about it again but it was like the hottest thing ever and it really made me wonder what the hell is wrong with straight men. |
These FILTHY shenanigans going on at someone's grandparents house. Just a mess on every level 
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Member Since: 3/25/2012
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Originally posted by Eaten By Lions
These FILTHY shenanigans going on at someone's grandparents house. Just a mess on every level |
Oh my god they weren't home though. That's probably a detail I should of mentioned. 
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Member Since: 10/19/2011
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Originally posted by AuraOfPinkslam
Idk how dirty the story can be
So it was me, my straight best friend and our two gay mutual friends. (4 of us) Drinking and having small talk. Then we played this drinking game called Kings, (for those who don't know it's played with a deck of cards and each card has a rule) so the 'King' card was for the person who drew it to make a rule that would last all game. The rule my gay friend made, was For every red card you draw, remove an article of clothing. Fast forward. Down to underwear and wife beaters. We started playing truth or dare. My STRAIGHT (but bisexual-ish) friend dared the 3 of us to have an all out 3-some. it was chain ****ing madness. My jaw was killing me from putting in that work. Meanwhile my straight friend was literally directing the whole thing. Like legit "spank him, choke him, do doggy etc" it was intense and can't wait to do it again, this time with more lube cuz ... |
That sounds fun
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Member Since: 8/26/2012
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I could've sworn I read some of these stories on SoloTouch... 
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Member Since: 5/17/2012
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Originally posted by AuraOfPinkslam
So let me tell you about next week. My best friend is straight (who i ****ed before) his cousin and him are really close. I met his cousin, and his cousin used to gang bang and all that. 7 years I have lusted after him his gorgeous hispanic ass. Next week is his bday, so last Friday I asked what he was doing for his bday. he said "nothing why, you wanna give me some ass?" I screamed. and thought he was joking so I was like "yeah, I won't tell lol" he then send me a pic of his hard **** and told me to tell him what I'd do to it, and now I get to decide when and where and what. I LEGIT can cream my manties at the thought.
omg i need to sign off.
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Member Since: 3/25/2012
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Originally posted by Akil
I could've sworn I read some of these stories on SoloTouch... |
ffff;;k This thread is making me kii and feel in the mood at the same time. What kind of internal conflict?
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Member Since: 5/14/2012
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This thread. Let me log out cause ch... 
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Member Since: 4/23/2012
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Originally posted by katyperryismylife
Yes 
One time during our math class, we were required to line up in front of the teacher's table in order for him to check our works and as I was still solving the problems in my chair, this really hot and popular heartthrob classmate of mine goes behind me and then sticks his **** at my back in a playful manner. It was semi-hard and you can really feel that it was huge But of course I had to act then that I was kinda pissed and disgusted in order for them not to detect any signs that I loved it so much  but deep inside I was melting and begging him to do it a little more |
mess
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Member Since: 1/14/2011
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Originally posted by Akil
I could've sworn I read some of these stories on SoloTouch... |
Just enjoy.
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