Gurls, I need someone in here to give me life because Porsche is slaying my soul these past couple days
Porsche: Now Porsche has an HoH and a Veto in her trunk.
Adam and Porsche talking about the upcoming veto comp (everyone thinks Rachel might be pregnant btw)
Porsche: Maybe it'll be something pregnant women can't play
Adam: Like throwing medicine balls at each other's stomachs?
Porsche: No. That would just save her $400.
Kalia: We have to do something to throw Rachel and Jordan off for the veto comp...
Porsche: We could tell them that Daniele is probably having a threesome with their boyfriends
Porsche: I love Shelley. I mean... I didn't even like her until yesterday, but now I totally do.
And the reason everyone thinks Rachel might be pregnant? Porsche apparently poked holes in the condoms earlier this season
Stealing food, poisoning other houseguests, potentially creating a BB baby... I've officially moved on the Porsche > everyone this season train. Sorry Dani, there's a new queen in town.