I wish you all an amazing Christmas, and thank you all for the comments in my Year-end so far Keep coming back to comment tomorrow and the rest of the year we have left! There will be more updates later on in the day! Til then have a very merry Christmas :heart:
These songs are hazardous to you and the ones you love, especially at this time of year! These songs are not for ones with good taste. These songs may cause you to lose your soul,
your brain cells to explode, and your ears to bleed. LISTEN AT OWN RISK!
KoB's 2009 Presents: Ear-Aches of 2009!
10. Madonna - "Celebration"
- I don't like her at the best of times, but this song was just plain awful. This disgusting old hag needs to stop jirating infront of my face, and just back the hell off, and look after those babies she's so desperate to adopt. The Hard Candy era had some good songs, but I can not tolerate this awful mess of a song.
9. Manian - "Welcome to the Club"
- Rave songs terrorize me, and I really mean it. Where I live, all the litttle chavs and neds always play this **** music as if it's something to be proud of, really your happy to be playing that awful ear-bursting **** on your phone. I say poor you! I went to a dance festival in April, and this was the main soundtrack for the event. And yes, the song did start to make me feel ill.
8. Snoop Dogg ft. The-Dream - "Gangsta Luv"
- Snoop Dogg's music isn't exactly great now is it? "Signs" and "Drop It Like It's Hot" have been great exceptions, but this horrible, horrible rap track truly showed that Snoop is way past it, and that he needs to retire a.s.a.p. With a terrible video to match the truly horrific car crash which is "Gangsta Luv", I declare this the 8th worst song of 2009!
7. Peter Andre - "Behind Closed Doors"
- America have their own problems with Jon & Kate Gosselin, and the U.K. are going through a horrific Celebrity ordeal with the recent divorce of Peter Andre & Katie Price, atleast the U.S. don't like the Gosselins, but the U.K. are actually tolerating these ****ing assholes, and this song actually made it to #4 in the Charts, as Peter jumped on the sympthathy-give-me-money-train. What a complete knobhead? His music was tolerable in the 90's, but to come back with this HIV Positive record is just a complete slap in the face for the British public, **** off back to Australia, please!
6. Chipmunk - "Diamond Rings"
- Shame on you British public, for yet again buying this horrible piece of music. Chipmunk, who in actual fact has a head in the same shape as a Peanut has not stopped releasing terrible music through 2009. We were lead to believe he was going to be Britain's next Hip-Hop shining star, I really hope not with music this bad.
5. Paloma Faith - "Stone Cold Sober"
- It's a shame, because I actually really like Paloma. I loved her album, and "New York" is such an awesome song, but this song made me want to tear my ears off and shove them down her throat so I wouldn't need to hear that ****ing song again.
4. Paolo Nutini - "Pencil Full of Lead"
- Again, I hate this man at the best of times, but this song was obviously inspired by his love for Mowgli and the Jungle Book! I mean did he seriously think people would like this! Well it obviously worked with some of the idiots who actually bought it!
3. Basshunter - "Every Morning"
- I really wish the stupid chavs of Britain would realize that Basshunter is ripping off the World by re-releasing the same tracks every year, just with recycled, stupid, idiotic lyrics! Basshunter really gets to me! I never get as far as half way through a Basshunter song anymore because it's really putting a strain on my health and my brain!
2. Westlife - "What About Now"
- Oh I truly, truly, truly hate these assholes! If I had a gun and I was allowed to kill four people, I would kill these guys, just so they stopped releasing covers of perfectly good songs, and then putting their awful spin on it! There really was no exception with this cover! I love the Daughtry song, and as soon as it becomes popular as a Daughtry song in the UK, they decide to release a cover of it! What pricks! They are making money off of other people's music, should this be allowed! I don't think so.
1. Ironik ft. Chipmunk & Elton John - "Tiny Dancer (Hold Me Closer)"
- OH DEAR GOD. I am sorry that I'm delivering this song, atleast it's on a **** platter. After those last truly awful songs, it's time for the worst song of 2009, in my personal opinion. While the States are irritated by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, Yung Joc, T-Pain, and Lil Wayne, the U.K. have now found a new list of Hip-Hop artists to irritate the UK music audiences. Ironik is my most hated of them all. I cannot get over that Elton John allowed Ironik and Chipmunk to anal rape, **** all over, and exorcise his 70's classic! Whoever bought this, or actually enjoyed it should be given the same punishment that Elton's original was treated to.
KoB's 2009 Presents: Ear-Aches of 2009! The Albums
1. Paolo Nutini - "Sunny Side Up"
WHAT AN AWFUL MAN! You know this man is being praised by not only my home country of Scotland, but the whole of Britain. This album is currently the third biggest-selling album of 2009, just behind Lady GaGa's "The Fame" and Susan Boyle's "I Dreamed a Dream". I cannot believe people actually went out there way to buy this mess of a record. It's a shame that this drunken bastard was even allowed into a recording studio to record this! I'm so disappointed in Britain this year!
Just Don't Even Listen! - Pencil Full of Lead, 10/10, Growing Up Beside You, Tricks of the Trade, Simple Things. Plausable Songs! - Coming Up Easy
2. Leona Lewis - "Echo"
I would really like to know what I'm missing out on. Please someone fill me in on exactly why this girl is so different, why she is so outstanding, and why everyone around here seems to love her, and I just plain can't stand her! Leona delivered yet again with another boring ballad-filled album for all her silly little fans. I feel sorry for people who actually bought tickets to go and see this man in drag. And I would just like to express my disgust for Leona's horrible little cover of an Oasis track. Please keep your grubby little hands off the classics!
Just Don't Even Listen! - Stop Crying Your Heart Out, Outta My Head, Naked, My Hands, Breathe Plausable Songs! - Can't Breathe
3. Mika - "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
I really hate to put him on here, because Life In Cartoon Motion was a fantastic album, but he really disappointed me with this album! I actually dispised it, and I have literally shunned the album and him as an artist. Track after repitive track, it really was too much for me, and I got sick of listening to him and his ball-squeezingly irritating voice.
Just Don't Even Listen! - Rain, Dr. John, I See You, Good Gone Girl, Lady Jane Plausable Songs! - Blame It On the Girls
I'm glad that I only know 2 of the songs and that I didn't waste my time listening to any of those albums lol! I liked Gangsta Luv for a bit, but it didn't spend too long on my playlist. And Celebration is ok, but I love the version w/Akon lol.