Lol!!! This one is CLASSIC!!!! I pretended to be Beyoncé!!!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 29 f New York
Stranger: u here to chat or here to be horny?
You: both ;]
Stranger: u got a cam?
You: I don't. I'm not usually on the computer because I'm usually on tour. I'm a singer.
Stranger: band?
You: No, I'm an R&B singer :]
Stranger: name?
You: Oh no no no baby boy. There's a reason I sign on here. It lets me talk anonymously, otherwise I'd be crazy in love to be on here with my name plastered everywhere. :]
Stranger: ok then
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I almost feel bad.... this person from Indonesia really thinks they're talking to Beyoncé... and I told them I was trying to decide between two potential first singles for a March release. One called "I'm Still Here" and another called "Best Stan For Me!"
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Stranger: hi
You: Hola
Stranger: ?
You: No espanol?
Stranger: which language
You: Espanol = Spanish
Stranger: talk in english
You: Burrito.
You: There, your turn.
Stranger: Burrito?
You: BYE DUMMY.
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Stranger: hello, i m 17M/tw,and i just want to find a friend to learning english
You: TW?
You: What's that?
Stranger: taiwan
You: Ah, I see.
Stranger: and you?
You: So what's the tea gorl?
You: US?
You: Yes.
You: So I guess you're still leaning English huh?
Stranger: my english is bad
You: DEAD @ "leaning". I guess I'm still learning too.
You: But you type English well, right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: my english is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Then WTF you trying for?
You: Rosetta Stone ho.
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