sky falling* Normal People: "OMG! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Beliebers: "JUSTIN'S COMING! HE'S GOING TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO ME!"
Son: "How did you and Mommy get married?" Justin: She locked me in a closet, tied me up, and made me sign a marriage certificate.
You're so obsessed with Justin Bieber!" Me: "Bitch, please. Obsessed and dedicated and two different things."
If I die young, bury me in purple, spray me with a bottle of someday, sink me in the river at 12:56 am, and send me away with a Bieber song.
@JustinBieber should see this one. 
http://twitpic.com/9n4bhl
this is just too much 

 now i won't read the timeline tweets 
