I just thought of this blonde joke, hahaha.

Departure

So I was working today, and one of the managers left there phone out on the table. A razor phone.....it gave me a great blonde joke. Okay don't laugh, because really it's not that funny. You probably won't even flinch.

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This blonde girl was getting sick of not having a phone all the time, and one day decided to give in. She went to the verizon store and saw one of these razors. She purchased it right away without even asking questions. So she brings it home and uses it for a couple of days. Eventually she noticed something was wrong with it. She went back to the store 4 days later and asked for a manager. She wanted her money back. She told him there was a defect in the phone because she tried shaving her legs numerous times and it didn't do anything.

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That was actually pretty good.

Kworb

Well I'm glad you can amuse yourself

Eddie

i got one too

There was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. they were chosen to climb up a pyramid. every 10 steps of the pyramid someone would tell them a joke, and if they reach the 100th step without laughing they would get a wish. first the brunnete got elimenated on step #10 then redhead got elimenated on step 20. and when the blonde reaches step 99 she starts laughing. the guy asks why she is laughing. and she said "i just got the 1st joke"

Departure

Great one Football_Is_Life

Eddie

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Great one Football_Is_Life

thx

Adrian

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i got one too

There was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. they were chosen to climb up a pyramid. every 10 steps of the pyramid someone would tell them a joke, and if they reach the 100th step without laughing they would get a wish. first the brunnete got elimenated on step #10 then redhead got elimenated on step 20. and when the blonde reaches step 99 she starts laughing. the guy asks why she is laughing. and she said "i just got the 1st joke"

Lmao

mariah_4life

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i got one too

There was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. they were chosen to climb up a pyramid. every 10 steps of the pyramid someone would tell them a joke, and if they reach the 100th step without laughing they would get a wish. first the brunnete got elimenated on step #10 then redhead got elimenated on step 20. and when the blonde reaches step 99 she starts laughing. the guy asks why she is laughing. and she said "i just got the 1st joke"

That was a really good joke, especially since you used all 3 and I've heard a lot of them.

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Originally posted by football_is_life

i got one too

There was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. they were chosen to climb up a pyramid. every 10 steps of the pyramid someone would tell them a joke, and if they reach the 100th step without laughing they would get a wish. first the brunnete got elimenated on step #10 then redhead got elimenated on step 20. and when the blonde reaches step 99 she starts laughing. the guy asks why she is laughing. and she said "i just got the 1st joke"

Nice one, Eddie.

This is my favorite one, but I think a lot of people heard this one.

There was a blonde in her car. She realized that her windshild, her steering wheel, and her dashboard were missing. So, she called the police and reported a theft. The police came 10 minutes later and saw the crying blonde. One of them said, "Umm, m'am? You're sitting in the back seat."

Mr.Hollywood

hahaha they were all great.

my personal favorite though has to be:
"a blonde opens a box of cheerios and cries out, 'dohnut seeds!!"

DIARIO

haha Eddie I loove your joke hahaha
tell me more

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Heres another one.

There was a blonde who went to a hair salon while listening to something with headphones. She wanted to be brunette. The blonde asked the hair salon guy, "Can you dye my hair brown, please?" The hair salon guy said, "Sure, but can you please take off your headphones?" The blonde refused. While the hair salon guy was dying the blonde's hair, the blonde fell asleep, so the guy took her headphones off. Later, he saw that the blonde was dead. He thought, "WTF???" and started wearing the headphones. He heard a voice that repeated, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out."

Eddie

i didnt get yours :0n:

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Damn, I don't like it if someone doesn't get jokes, but you know how your brain automatically makes you breathe? Well, the blonde's brain was so bad that the blonde needed headphones to know when to breathe or not.

Eddie

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Damn, I don't like it if someone doesn't get jokes, but you know how your brain automatically makes you breathe? Well, the blonde's brain was so bad that the blonde needed headphones to know when to breathe or not.

now i get it LMAO

OKAY HERE IS ANOTHER ONE

there were these three girls on an island. once again, there was a blonde, brunette, and redhead. they saw a piarate and the pirate said" get of my island or i will skin you and turn you into boats" The redhead got off with the brunnete but left the blonde. the blonde said to the pirate "do you have a fork?" the pirate gave her a fork. then the blonde started stabbing herself and then said "ha, now your boat will have holes"