[KevinKDC]

Originally posted by ABEL

So Kelly, when you dive down the people, do you cause an earthquake, or does the diving board crack trying to hold your weight?

YOU KNOW WHAT

[zach]

Originally posted by Stephen

How fitting that Beyonce has a song named after two of the biggest thieves in history.
But no amount of stolen lyrics, choreography or music could save the fl4p era.

i am dead

[jose168]

beyonce hun im starting to think you gave birth to that blanket because thats all we see

[Lil Misty]

The Kelly ones are so good omg

[itsAllen]

GaGa, sis, I love you and the message with Born This Way and all but ever since you've been with Taylor you have not been acting yourself. I don't know if he isn't serving the proper dick or what. Perhaps Luc is the only man who can serve you with the best dick, who knows? All I know is I want some fun ****ing songs again and if that means you getting back with Luc and getting the dick, then so be it.

Rihanna. Gerl. THUG LIFE TATTO? Screaming THUG LIFE to reporters with your middle fingers in the air? What kind of hoodrat ****? Please, STOP THIS NONSENSE. Also even though you're Twitter slang is often funny to repeat after you say it, PLEASE STOP. I have no ****ing clue what you are even trying to say to me. I don't know if you are speaking some kind of tribal language or what. Also THAT HOT MESS HAIR!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. PLEASE GO BACK TO THE BLACK, STRAIGHT HAIR AND KEEP IT LIKE THAT. PLEASE.

[genetic fail]

Christians don't let their boobs hang that low

[Bliss]

Oop.

[Teal]

Originally posted by Siya

Beyonce EXPERIMENT with a new hair color. Everyone in the game changes theirs except for you

+1 I'm so sick of that blonde.

[chris1991]

DEV sis Why?

Not with Ha

[Lil Misty]

Originally posted by iputrecordson

Oop.

[Siya]

AND another thing, Rih and Nicki, I'M a better performer than both of you put together, please get it together.

[jordanjm]

When Adele became so successful McDonalds shares went up 40%

[Lil Misty]

Originally posted by chris1991

DEV sis Why?

Not with Ha

is this...real?

[ABEL-o-matic]

Originally posted by ABEL

So Kelly, when you dive down the swimming pool, do you cause an earthquake, or does the diving board crack trying to hold your weight?

Fixed

[Giacobbe]

Originally posted by genetic fail

Christians don't let their boobs hang that low

[Honey]

Originally posted by jose168

beyonce hun im starting to think you gave birth to that blanket because thats all we see

Already Reported

Bitch, you don't stan for Beyonce.

[genetic fail]

Originally posted by iputrecordson

Oop.

Thinking she better with these boys and ****.

[Topherr]

You used to be everything to me but you started playing dress up in gagas leftovers and reciting twinkle twinkle little star in y iour songs. You're not a pop star, god intended you to be another rap bitch. Are you even a u.s. citizen s eeing as you moved here at the age of six. Ship up or ship that ass back to trinidad to run around bafefoot and eat curry goat.

[KevinKDC]

Originally posted by iputrecordson

Oop.

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[ImpressiveInstant]

Gaga has become so pointless that even Rihanna can articulate a proper tweet better than her nowadays. That rat-faced **** spends the whole day talking about how she adores those schizophrenic fans of hers, experimenting random gay slang that she learns with her make-up artists or just getting completely wasted and tweeting nonsensical ****.

And LOL @ the old hag wasting all the effort she could've put on her damn album for making a ****** film. After all these years she still hasn't learned that she's just not made for that. And where has all her sense gone for her to release such trash as the lead singles off MDNA?