Wait. Porridge = oatmeal? I always thought Goldilocks was some kinda backwoods bitch living on foodstamps when she was eating that. I didn't know it was oatmeal
She also broke into a house thinking it was vacant, don't forget that part
So he goes from a kid who's good at karate to a shark then to a guy who looks buff when Photoshop's around to a wolf? Shark Boy and Lava Girl was my ****! TL gets some bonus points from me!