I'm going to turn into that woman that is love with the eiffel tower. Have you guys heard of her?
She even makes love to the thing! (Don't ask me how)
But instead of the eiffel tower I'm starting something something with my iPad.
I'm going to turn into that woman that is love with the eiffel tower. Have you guys heard of her?
She even makes love to the thing! (Don't ask me how)
But instead of the eiffel tower I'm starting something something with my iPad.
J/K!
Have fun!!
You're right ! Who needs love?! Let's me and you go out and get some!!!
It was during the first season. It was also pretty early on in the season. They showed if the first time the episode aired, but then they cut it out after because it was too controversial.
1.You're a *****.
2. You stink.
3. Your favorite is Christina
4. You have ugly shirts.
5. You live in Massachusetts.
6. You have crabs.
7. You got Herpes.
8. You got chlamydia
9. You got AIDS
10. You have gonorrhea
11. You use lame GIFs
12. You got crusty ass feet
13. You shower once a week
14. Your breath stinks.
15. You're a cheap mother****er.
16. You're easy.
17. You're not classy.
18. You're a ghetto hood rat.
19. You're selfish.
20. You don't know how appreciate a woman/man!
It was during the first season. It was also pretty early on in the season. They showed if the first time the episode aired, but then they cut it out after because it was too controversial.
Ohh. I didn't follow the Jersey Shore during the first season. I still don't tbh.
1.You're a *****.
2. You stink.
3. Your favorite is Christina
4. You have ugly shirts.
5. You live in Massachusetts.
6. You have crabs.
7. You got Herpes.
8. You got chlamydia
9. You got AIDS
10. You have gonorrhea
11. You use lame GIFs
12. You got crusty ass feet
13. You shower once a week
14. Your breath stinks.
15. You're a cheap mother****er.
16. You're easy.
17. You're not classy.
18. You're a ghetto hood rat.
19. You're selfish.
20. You don't know how appreciate a woman/man!
Get the point?
For the record I think this is a man.
At least come with true facts, not your false, made up lies. Each "reason" was a complete lie.
Come at me when you're done lying you wolf monkey. (A wolf monkey is a hairy vagina)
We just stopped seeing each other. 
#TryAgain