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Album: Katy Perry - 'Teenage Dream'
Member Since: 8/26/2011
Posts: 15,572
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Originally posted by Bubi
Song you wrote about longjohn ?
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Yessir.
You bitch and moan about Katy, you wish you were in the rain listening to ur so gay 
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Member Since: 6/2/2011
Posts: 9,459
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Originally posted by Bubi
A Katy cat and a Little Monster went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Katy cat bet the Little Monster $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the the Katy cat gave Little Monster $50. The Little Monster said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the Katy cat insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the Little Monster said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The Katy cat replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
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Member Since: 11/9/2011
Posts: 4,807
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bubi
A Katy cat and a Little Monster went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Katy cat bet the Little Monster $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the the Katy cat gave Little Monster $50. The Little Monster said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the Katy cat insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the Little Monster said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The Katy cat replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
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But this was a blonde joke before though.
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Member Since: 8/24/2011
Posts: 1,641
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bubi
A Katy cat and a Little Monster went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Katy cat bet the Little Monster $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the the Katy cat gave Little Monster $50. The Little Monster said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the Katy cat insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the Little Monster said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The Katy cat replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
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That was fast
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Member Since: 12/30/2010
Posts: 28,270
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Originally posted by Santaus
I see someone is trying to be funny. Just don't mix this with reality as you tend to do.  |
You're too mean.
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Member Since: 6/2/2011
Posts: 9,459
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bubi
That was fast |
for going off topic or what?
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Member Since: 9/20/2011
Posts: 14,852
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bubi
That was fast |
Oh dear... 
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Member Since: 10/10/2011
Posts: 14,321
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Originally posted by Bubi
That was fast |
You guys, some people are so sensitive  Bubi doesn't deserved the WP. 
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Member Since: 8/24/2011
Posts: 1,641
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Originally posted by SylMacPer
for going off topic or what?
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Yes , but why ? I was talking about Katy cats 
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Originally posted by Four
You guys, some people are so sensitive Bubi doesn't deserved the WP. |
Thanks
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Member Since: 10/29/2011
Posts: 3,590
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We need more rude, non-delusional and objective people like Santaus.
There aren't too much KatyKats with those characteristics here 
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Member Since: 11/9/2011
Posts: 4,807
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Originally posted by Four
You guys, some people are so sensitive Bubi doesn't deserved the WP. |
This, can't some of you take a joke
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Member Since: 6/2/2011
Posts: 9,459
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Originally posted by Squall
You're too mean. |
bad Santa!
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Member Since: 6/2/2011
Posts: 9,459
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Originally posted by Bubi
Yes , but why ? I was talking about Katy cats |
Oh dear... some people need to relax!
Nevermind...!
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Member Since: 10/10/2011
Posts: 14,321
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Originally posted by gabbanana
We need more rude, non-delusional and objective people like Santaus.
There aren't too much KatyKats with those characteristics here |
I think we have enough with both of you tho.
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Member Since: 10/29/2011
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I already have two WP for being “Off Topic”in this thread.
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Member Since: 9/20/2011
Posts: 14,852
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Originally posted by Squall
You're too mean. |
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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Member Since: 10/10/2011
Posts: 14,321
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Quote:
Originally posted by SylMacPer
bad Santa!
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Member Since: 12/30/2010
Posts: 28,270
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Quote:
Originally posted by SylMacPer
bad Santa!
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Member Since: 12/30/2010
Posts: 28,270
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Originally posted by Santaus
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. |
I love standing the heat. 
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Member Since: 9/20/2011
Posts: 14,852
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Originally posted by gabbanana
We need more rude, non-delusional and objective people like Santaus.
There aren't too much KatyKats with those characteristics here |
I'm unique.
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