FINALE PART 1
Outside the house...
[Camera zooms in and out to the screaming crowd]
[Fans of the show are holding posters like 'Jerry put me on your show' and stuff like that which is all sorts of wrong cause this isn't Jerry Springer]
[Matty appears and the crowd goes wild]
Matty: HELLO EVERYONE!!!
[The crowd starts screaming louder like they just say Oprah]
Matty: Okay let's settle down, settle down! Everyone welcome to the finale of Big Brother where today we will crown the winner of our fifth season!
[Camera zooms in and out to the screaming crowd again]
Matty: Will it be Allstar... our sexually active little monster ball of fire?
Or will it be Staracademy... our lovable hunk who just wanted to get some this entire season?
[The crowd laughs]
Matty: Before we start communicating with the houseguests... I want to introduce a person who was not able to be a part of the jury because he was suddenly taken to ATRL Jail to serve a month sentence. Please welcome my co-host Shawn aka RunDevilRun!!!
[The crowd screams as Shawn comes walking out!]
Matty: I'm glad to have you as my co-host!
Shawn: Thank you, Mr. Chen. I'm honored to be here with you.
Matty: Are you going to try to keep it cute with the houseguests and try not to start some fights?
Shawn: I will
try.
Just for you. I won't guarantee anything, though.
Matty: Well the authorities are here just in case you get out of hand
Before we chit chat with our jury lets say talk to our only non jury houseguest that was allowed to come.
Please welcome...
Marlon aka TakeItOff!!!!
[Crowd cheers as Marlon comes down from his seat to sit in-between Matty and Shawn on the couch]
Matty: How are you Marlon
Marlon: Excited to be here!
Matty: We are glad that you are here too!
Shawn: Let's get to the interview.
Matty: Thank you so much, again, for being here tonight!
Marlon: My pleasure Matty...
Shawn: You have not said hi or gave me one glance since you sat down. Am I invisible to you?
Marlon: Sorry Shawn, you know I love you hoe!
Matty: Thank you for the interview, please go and sit in the crowd and watch the remaining of the show if you like
[Marlon gets off the stage and goes to sit in the crowd]
Matty: Now it's time for us to communicate with our 7 Jury Members!
Please welcome...
Hooligan
Lipton
Edi
Emyro
ManDown
Jay (fiercE)
& Regina!!!!
[The crowd goes insane as the 7 jury members walk out]
Matty: I say lets get to communicating with them! First to speak with us is a contestant who was the first housemate this season to be in the Jury house.
EVERYONE WELCOME HOOLIGAN!!!
[Crowd cheers as Hooligan comes down from his seat to sit in-between Matty and Shawn on the couch]
Matty: Hello Hooligan!
Hooligan: Nice to see you again Matty
Shawn: Hey ****!
Hooligan: Hey Hoe!
Matty: Are you ready to be questioned?
Hooligan: Absolutely
Matty: Good deal, then let us start
Shawn: You know that a damn lie! I saw you sleeping with others!
Hooligan: Do you have proof? No... Didn't think so!
Matty: Thank you so much for coming tonight!
Hooligan: Thank you Matty
Matty: Before you head back to your seat, I need you to go put the key of the housemate you want to win into the key lock.
Hooligan: Of Course!
[Hooligan walks up to the key lock and puts the contestants name who he thinks should win]
Matty: Alright it is time to a commercial break! Please stay tuned for afterwards we will sit down to talk with Regina, Jay, and Lipton! We will be right back!
Shawn: Stay tuned bitches!
[Camera zooms in and out of the the cheering crowd before fading to our TV logo then commercial]
Overall, it was a pretty fun experience, minus the fact I a) got evicted so early and b) really didn't find time to form strategies. OH and let's not get into my flop competition scores.
I really can't say much because I'll admit to not following the game so much after my eviction. Regina, youza bad bitch. Hooligan, I could not take when you got evicted. 
