[Cas]

Originally posted by Rîh.røx.

Where are the flops hun?
3 #1 singles?

Only Girl & S&M about to both go 3x Platinum.

Whats My Name 2x Platinum.

POP:
20 = RIHANNA California King Bed 3742 +103 333 +37 15.485 +0.456 15.485
21 = BEYONCE Best Thing I Never Had 3362 +96 568 +41 17.852 +0.690 17.852

URBAN:
9 = RIHANNA Man Down 2153 +68 167 +94 14.082 +0.546 14.082
18 = BEYONCE Best Thing I Never Had 1434 +64 195 +82 8.118 +0.539 481 8.118

Where are the flops again?

[B94]

Originally posted by skYiaN.cLoUd

I thought Britney already celebrated her funeral ages ago???

Oh well... If it's really confirmed that she's dead then condolence to her

Adam better have a good eulogy while inserting some promotion for Femme Fatale

No ch... Beyonce stan's & Gaga stan's and any Britney hater celebrated it.

[satellites.™]

Originally posted by Rîh.røx.

First of all. This is the stupidest thing Ive ever seen.

Obviously Beyonce is gonna be a top everywhere since her album just came out .
If this were the week of Nov 22, Rihanna would be on Top everywhere.

Just because Beyonce did well first week in some countries, doesnt make her part of the trinity still. Because her singles are still flopping rock hard.

Her opening week is the second biggest of anyone pictured on that poster WORLDWIDE. Which means she is currently ******** on your fave, who is probably the next to die since Katy is also ******** on her.

[RihMark]

Originally posted by satellites™

Her opening week is the second biggest of anyone pictured on that poster WORLDWIDE. Which means she is currently ******** on your fave, who is probably the next to die since Katy is also ******** on her.

Tell me how Katy is ******** on her?
Rihanna has the bigger album sales, the bigger tour, the perfume, the deals with Nivea and Vita Coco...

Katy is ONLY ******** single wise. And shes ******** hard on BEYONCE, ADELE AND RIHANNA all COMBINED.

So lets not.

[evan93]

Originally posted by satellites™

Her opening week is the second biggest of anyone pictured on that poster WORLDWIDE. Which means she is currently ******** on your fave, who is probably the next to die since Katy is also ******** on her.

Her tour disagrees though if i remember correctly

[RihMark]

Originally posted by satellites™

Her opening week is the second biggest of anyone pictured on that poster WORLDWIDE. Which means she is currently ******** on your fave, who is probably the next to die since Katy is also ******** on her.

Oh, and shes not ******** on my fave, because my fave had a bigger worldwide week, WEEKS after her debut.

Hew else?

[RihMark]

I'm not gonna even with the delusion in here. This is Satellites. He thinks shes ******** 24/7. But the fact is she's not.

She has had great album sales, but as far as the Pop world, she's gone way downe. Katy and Rihanna are ******** on her in terms of that. Of course she got big first week sales, shes always had HUGE Urban support and has sold a lot...

[satellites.™]

The movie opens with the girls all standing in the locker room in nothing but their underwear. They have just come from The Grammy Awards and are now changing for an after party. Katy and Rihanna both get dressed and leave the room, leaving Beyonce and Britney alone with no one else but Lady Gaga who has some weird pointy thing on her skin. Beyonce puts on her jeans with the help of some elbow grease and the might of Jesus and then proceeds to leave the room. As soon as the door shuts the lights go out! Gaga screams "Oooohhhhhh ooooooh ooooooooo" and then there is a loud bang. Beyonce rushes back in to find Britney on the floor with blood coming from her knee and Gaga is nowhere to be found. Britney is hurt but she manages to get back up on her feet anyway. She quickly runs to safety in a large crowd with lots of witnesses in case anything goes wrong. She sees flashes of a person in a long black coat coming towards her. The killer doesn't know that Britney has a plan though, as soon as the killer approaches her she stabs him/her in the arm barely missing the chest. Britney then runs to the nearest police station and seeks safety.

The next scene opens with Beyonce leaving the studio after putting in a hard days work. She see Rihanna and Katy Perry arguing over Rihs feature on Britneys new song and then they kiss. Beyonce is disgusted at this less than perfect show of lesbianism and turns to run away. Britney then hits her in the face with a sawed off shot gun and she passes out. Britney turns to shoot at Katy but Gaga arrives just in time to grab Katy away and the bullet ricochets and shoots Britney in the knee. Rihanna rushes to her side and they spend the rest of the night in the parking lot talking. Katy is seen riding with who she thought was Lady Gaga but really turned out to just be a magical plastic bag who can drive. Ke$ha is seen going into the parking lot of the building Katy just left along with Nicki Minaj and Beyonces body is seen still lying on the floor beside a hurt Britney and a gay Rihanna....

Beyonce awakens in a dark room with no lights. She gets up to find herself backstage at the Billboard Music Awards 2011 before hearing her name mentioned on the monitor as the next performer in 10 minutes. Britney Spears is seen kissing and hugging a scantily clad body double before sticking two fingers in her vagina and making her moan. Beyonce rolls her eyes and Britney turns to realize she is awake, they both rush over and strip Beyonce out of her gorgeous gown and put her own a spider web dress that leaves little to the imagination. Beyonce then kicks Britney in the same knee she got hurt in before and headbutts the body double (hurting herself in the process) before getting up to run to safety. Britney grabs Beyonce by the leg and Beyonce kicks her in the throat with a 6 inch heel leaving her to bleed to death on the backstage floor, she turns around and the body double is gone...

TMZ cameras are now everywhere. All Beyonce sees is flashes of light coming from the thousands of cameras dying to get a picture of her and Britneys blood that is left on her forehead. The lights prove to be too much for her and she faints yet again. When she awakens she sees lots of flowers and balloons from her friends in the industry wishing her a speedy recovery. The news confirms Britney Spears was in fact trying to murder her and she did die in that room two nights ago, Beyonce starts to cry. In walks Lady Gaga wearing a burnt orange, snake skin dress with matching heels and purple hair. She tells Beyonce that Rihanna is the one who put Britney up to the attack and that they should get revenge before she tries it again. Gaga then carries Beyonce out to the parking lot where they hop in the ***** wagon and head out to find Rihanna....

[Cas]

Originally posted by satellites™

Her opening week is the second biggest of anyone pictured on that poster WORLDWIDE. Which means she is currently ******** on your fave, who is probably the next to die since Katy is also ******** on her.

Katy is ******** on everyone single wise.

Gaga then carries Beyonce out to the parking lot where they hop in the ***** wagon and head out to find Rihanna....

Let's guess who's gonna be next

[Chemist]

Judging by tour receipts and album sales the next one should be Katy

[satellites.™]

Originally posted by Rîh.røx.

I'm not gonna even with the delusion in here. This is Satellites. He thinks shes ******** 24/7. But the fact is she's not.

She has had great album sales, but as far as the Pop world, she's gone way downe. Katy and Rihanna are ******** on her in terms of that. Of course she got big first week sales, shes always had HUGE Urban support and has sold a lot...

And yet she still doubled their first week worldwide sells. And will probably reach a million before both of them did.

#boop

[Chemist]

I think Loud reached 1 million in 4 weeks if I'm not wrong :huh;

[satellites.™]

Originally posted by Cas

Double release with risky singles. Beyonce's comeback signle flopped, Rihanna's didn't. Beyonce 2nd single is about to flop, and again Rihanna's didn't.

Bye.

And isn't it strange that sats didn't put Gaga sales in that pic but he put her metacrytic score. Double standrats, hew?

What?

[RihMark]

Originally posted by satellites™

And yet she still doubled their first week worldwide sells. And will probably reach a million before both of them did.

#boop

Doubled whos first week worldwide *sales?

Cause I know damn well she didnt double Rihanna's.

Give me THREE good reasons you should kill off Rihanna. Cause Im pretty sure shes at the most popular shes ever been.

[satellites.™]

Originally posted by CaptainMusic

And loud has already sold almost 5 million, 4 wont sell anywhere near as that much

You said 4 would flop, and yet it outsold Britney, Rihanna, and Katy first week US and Worldwide. You might wanna learn to shut that mouth and stop doubting Beyonce. Especially since she is already a lock for #1 a second week in the US, UK, and World.

[Cas]

Originally posted by satellites™

And yet she still doubled their first week worldwide sells. And will probably reach a million before both of them did.

#boop

And she'll probably stay at that million.

#boop

[Skeleton Boy]

Beyoncé the **** hating BITCH.

[JC.]

Originally posted by Chemist

Judging by tour receipts and album sales the next one should be Katy

She's making Billboard history, she ain't going anywhere

[satellites.™]

Originally posted by Rîh.røx.

Where are the flops hun?
3 #1 singles?

Only Girl & S&M about to both go 3x Platinum.

Whats My Name 2x Platinum.

POP:
20 = RIHANNA California King Bed 3742 +103 333 +37 15.485 +0.456 15.485
21 = BEYONCE Best Thing I Never Had 3362 +96 568 +41 17.852 +0.690 17.852

URBAN:
9 = RIHANNA Man Down 2153 +68 167 +94 14.082 +0.546 14.082
18 = BEYONCE Best Thing I Never Had 1434 +64 195 +82 8.118 +0.539 481 8.118

Where are the flops again?

And yet Ms.ITunes prefers BTINH in 2011.

[satellites.™]

Originally posted by Rîh.røx.

Tell me how Katy is ******** on her?
Rihanna has the bigger album sales, the bigger tour, the perfume, the deals with Nivea and Vita Coco...

Katy is ONLY ******** single wise. And shes ******** hard on BEYONCE, ADELE AND RIHANNA all COMBINED.

So lets not.

Katy is beating Rihanna at her own game. You don't think im gonna mention that fact that Katy appeared on Forbes when Rihanna didnt.

Yes bitch, I will be bringing that up because Rihanna is making no money!