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Originally posted by qwerty22
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl plz
Stranger: 21 m hre
Stranger: u?
Stranger: hello
You: 89 f ethiopia
Stranger: granny
You: watch your mouth youngun
Stranger: u hav very loose ***** rite?
You: if i saw you i would slap you across the face!
Stranger: ahn ah *** nd do it
You: ill spank that ass too
Stranger: brfe dat let me fck u
Stranger: cn i get a byte
Stranger: wats ur boob size,,,,,
You: 38 ZZZ
You: anymore questions
Stranger: in ur life hw many tmes u hav sex?
You: 400+
You: 4000+
Stranger: i wanna fck sme 1,,,,tell me wat age girl cn i fck
Stranger: i m still a virgin
You: **** someone your own age
Stranger: der?
You: wait until your married
You: i only had sex with one man
Stranger: bt ***** ill b sooo tigt
You: i have sex with this corpse everyday
Stranger: who s dat lucky guy
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: wats ur real age?
You: my husband died 2 years ago
You: he was 95
Stranger: ooo sad
You: i still **** his body anyway
Stranger: du u hav kids
You: yes 31
Stranger: did u had sex wit him
You: i didnt know about birth control until i was 45
You: with who? my kids?
Stranger: no no
Stranger: wats ur dauter in laws age?
You: all my kids are married 30 boys and 1 girl
You: i have 30 daughter-in-laws
Stranger: atlst cn i fck dat her?
You: ages 29-57
You: no!
You: someone should slap some sense into you
Stranger: wat...u daute wanna suck ma dick?
Stranger: i hav 16cms long 1
You: where are you from?
You: 16 cm is very average
Stranger: wat 2 do till nw i dnt had sex
You: my husbands dick was 35 cm
You: you're a flop
Stranger: wow he wd hav fukd many 1
You: he only ****ed me
You: 4000+ times
Stranger: ,,,,,,----------------
Stranger: cn i fck u once
You: where do you live
Stranger: u cn teach me many style
You: i am very experienced but me and my "loose *****" will not be assisting you anytime soon
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey, this is Wendy
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: Hi wendy!
You: Yeah, like I believe that.
You: I've done that before.
Stranger: believe what?
Stranger: OH LOL /awesome/
You: That you rape children
Stranger: most people do
Stranger: despite the fact that sometimes i send it right away
Stranger: so it's right under
Stranger: STRANGERS SAYING THEY REPRESENT OMEGLE ARE LYING
You: Yours does look official though
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger: though, i can't take all the credit for it.
Stranger: or any of it, it is very official looking though
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I know!
Stranger: Well, you can never be too careful.
Stranger: You should tell me a story
You: My name is RuPaul, what's yours?
Stranger: I'm Hal Jordan, RuPaul
Stranger: sometimes I watch your drag race
Stranger: now tell me an exciting adventure story
You: Do you watch Drag U?
Stranger: Drag what?
Stranger: Hey, RuPaul
You: Drag University, i guess
Stranger: how come none of the guys from Kids in the Hall are on your show?
Stranger: they all make really pretty ladies
You: They didn't ask to be on
You: I'd love to have them tho
Stranger: Well, then you should take the initiative
Stranger: and invite them
You: I am beautiful, no matter what they say, words can't bring me down
Stranger: No one said you weren't, RuPaul
Stranger: chill
You: Who is your favorite? Mine is Tyra Sanchez
You: aka James Ross
Stranger: LOL i've really only seen the show once
Stranger: and it was an older season
Stranger: might have been a repeat
You: Oh, you should watch more often
You: My name is RuPaul. How are you?
You: I'm changing my name to PaulRu.
Stranger: That's a fantastic idea, PaulRu
Stranger: and not at all something that is going to come back to bite you in the ass
Stranger: DO IT
Stranger: DO IT
Stranger: DO IT FGT
You: Discrimination!
Stranger: why did you decide to become a drag queen?
Stranger: you were a really handsome young man
You: I wasn't comfortable in my body
You: But I like having a dick
Stranger: Have you ever seen Freaked, PaulRu?
Stranger: I think you, and the bearded lady would get along
You: I'll have to check it out! Is it a tv show?
Stranger: No, it was movie
You: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Stranger: and what on play instant on netflix till LOL two days ago
Stranger: flying in the wind?
You: no, drifting through the wind
Stranger: SAATHIYA
Stranger: don't let me forget
Stranger: and excuse me for not knowing my zoey deschanel's face photoshopped on a **** star's body
You: Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin?
You: Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?
You: Baby you're a firework
Stranger: Actually, the police say i'm not allowed near anymore fireworks
Stranger: or houses
You: Well, you're alreayd a firework
Stranger: particularly with both
You: so don't feel bad
You: Let your colors burst
Stranger: i already went pee
Stranger: thanks though
You: Own the night, like the fourrrrrrrrrrth of July
Stranger: the fourth of july is already a big holiday
Stranger: i don't know if they'd like me adding my own holiday
You: But you can ownit
Stranger: actually, i don't know if it's possible to own a day
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: if they can make a court case for that
You: well, after a hurricane comes a rainbow
Stranger: it's possible, but considering two trees probably fell on my house afterwards
Stranger: i don't care
You: britney spears lip syncs
Stranger: that's nice dear
You: I'm really RuPaul
Stranger: and i'm really hal jordan
You: Well, your a bitch
You: you'll deal
You: not here for that tho
Stranger: deal how?
Stranger: deal cards?
You: ****ING DEAL WITH IT
Stranger: i'm terrible at card games
Stranger: DEAL WITH WHAT
Stranger: CARDS?
Stranger: BUSINESSMEN?
You: Bounce wit it drop wit it
You: Lean wit it rock wit it
You: Snap wit it
All my ladies pop yo backs wit it
You: Do it do it do it do it
You know the world be rockin' to it to it
So do it do it do it to it
Bounce wit it drop wit it
Lean wit it rock wit it
Snap wit it
All my fellas tip yo hats wit it
Do it do it do it do it
You know the world be rockin' to it to it
So do it do it do it to it
Stranger: what if i pull something my back?
You: Tip yo hat wit it, duh
Stranger: okay, have fun PaulRu
Stranger: i have finals to study for
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
