[NE.]

I'm looking around and seeing people's posts with "Already Reported" under it. What the **** @ people reporting ****. We're over here having a funny, harmless conversation and people are catching feelings. Grow a ****ing pair.

[TakeItOff!]

Originally posted by Chemist

It is later known that it wasn't actually Avril but Deeds wearing a blonde wig

It is also later known that it wasn't a blonde wig but actually Lady Gaga's pubic hairs.

[Chemist]

Originally posted by TakeItOff!

Twitter Trending Topics:

#luvyoubritniy (damn Britney stans can't spell)
#beyoncespeech
#ladygagabornthisway
#paypalawards

Paypalawards ahhhhhhh

[Icing]

Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash

Justin Bieber gives a sweet speech, speaking fondly of Britney.
Jealous female Belibers take to twitter, ranting about how they want to kill Britney.

[skyler]

Originally posted by Mr Telephone Man

The most successful member (currently) of Destiny's Child arrives:

girl

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by Hi.Def

Willa Ford, Mandy Moore, Heidi Montag and other irrelevant Britney wannabes announce a collaboration album and all proceeds will go to Britney's Cheetos For Children charity.

[EarlyMorning]

Originally posted by eli's_rhythm

You're lucky you made it in before the "Edited" tag made her appearance and kicked your nads.

Since there was no edit I have no idea what you're talking about. But if I ever would edit I always do it before evidence can be found.

[TakeItOff!]

Originally posted by Mr Telephone Man

The most successful member (currently) of Destiny's Child arrives:

You better have put currently or the Letoya stans and I would have to drag.

[satellites.™]

[Callisto.]

Cheryl is visibly distraught.

[BTrisc]

The Britney gif fills me with so much life.

[satellites.™]

Originally posted by Hi.Def

Willa Ford, Mandy Moore, Heidi Montag and other irrelevant Britney wannabes announce a collaboration album and all proceeds will go to Britney's Cheetos For Children charity.

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[B94]

Intoxicated Kfed mistakens Brits coffin for a urinal .Britney wakes up screams attacks him with her umbrella, Bey and Gaga panic unknown of how to kill her now.

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by eli's_rhythm

They are the goddesses of another dimension, one that you and I will never understand.

The PayPal Awards were held there.

[EarlyMorning]

Originally posted by Mr Telephone Man

The most successful member (currently) of Destiny's Child arrives:

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[BeamMeUp]

Taylor acts surprised at every mention of Britney's death!

[AyuM]

Originally posted by skyler_

girl

The true DC Queen, Kelly Rowland.

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by satellites™

You need to add Godney Funeralney!

[eli's_rhythm]

Originally posted by satellites™

Leona Lewis is Here

[Drais.]

This just in: On the way to Britney's funeral, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for Grand Theft Auto, $30,000 in pirated Born This Way CDs, hiring a sniper to shoot the president, Slave trafficking across 13 countries, etc etc among numerous other charges.

*3 minutes later*

Lohan is out of jail and on her way to the funeral home