[TakeItOff!]

Originally posted by What It Seems

He looks like a lizard

I'd hit it.

[Swaggie]

Originally posted by Hi.Ðefinitiøn

Can you afford my rates?

It's funny that you actually brought up prostitution because my brother works for the company I'm applying too, and he told me some of the women that work there are escorts on the side.

[Michael]

Originally posted by TakeItOff!

I'd hit it.

Yeah, I'd hit it in the face and take all its money.

[BeamMeUp]

Hi BeyoncesGiirl

[TakeItOff!]

Originally posted by Michael

Yeah, I'd hit it in the face and take all its money.

Girl let me go first, then you can have your turn.

[Callisto.]

Originally posted by BeamMeUp

Hi BeyoncesGiirl

[Michael]

Originally posted by TakeItOff!

Girl let me go first, then you can have your turn.

Ok, you can keep 50% of the money. You also get to keep him as your own personal punchbag.

[TakeItOff!]

Originally posted by Michael

Ok, you can keep 50% of the money. You also get to keep him as your own personal punchbag.

I'm not here to count. Whatever you can carry you keep.

[BeamMeUp]

Originally posted by BEYONCESGiirl

I saw your pictures. MrDeeds is one lucky man.

[Michael]

Originally posted by TakeItOff!

I'm not here to count. Whatever you can carry you keep.

But where will I put his body?

[Callisto.]

Originally posted by BeamMeUp

I saw your pictures. MrDeeds is one lucky man.

Why tank YEW and Early is a ****.

[TakeItOff!]

Originally posted by Michael

But where will I put his body?

That's not a problem I have to deal with.

[eli's_rhythm]

Originally posted by Patrick

I've got a plan:

I'm flying Luis here next week. I'mma take him to the In-And-Out burger (cause it'd be Britney's first choice) and I'm going to put a ring in his milkshake and when he's done choking on it I will pop the question. And then we'll get married and move into my castle and have like 15 little chemists and Patricks running around the house.

I've got a better plan.

[Michael]

Originally posted by TakeItOff!

That's not a problem I have to deal with.

But you're the one who wants to do naughty things to his body.

[BeamMeUp]

Originally posted by BEYONCESGiirl

Why tank YEW and Early is a ****.

Yes, so much warmth & depth!!!

[Cap10Planet]

I'm so heavy, heavy, I'm so heavy in your arms!

[GeezusHaberdash]

I currently have two of the most recent 3 posts on ****YeahLadyGaga- one from FindYourGeezus & the other from BeyonceGifs. I am taking over Tumblr one reblog at a time.

[Callisto.]

Originally posted by BeamMeUp

Yes, so much warmth & depth!!!

Buh cun hym dew et lyke meh?

[Drais.]

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