So me and my badass 4 year old nephew just went at it lol
Nephew Lays: Go get muma (My mom) keys and get my candy out tha car
Lays: No,it's too late,you don't need no candy.
Nephew Lays: It's my candy,go get it.
Lays: If it's your's then go get it.
Nephew Lays: It's too dark,i can't see tha light
Lays: Go to sleep.
Nephew Lays: Ugh,that's why i no love you
Lays: "Laughing"
Nephew Lays: Not funny bitch.
Lays: Ooohhh,im tellin your daddy.
Nephew Lays: No! No! No,im sorry,you can have my candy,i get it when light come on and i bring it to you.
Lays: Ok,close my door.
Nephew Lays: I wanna watch cartoons.
Lays: Then go.
Nephew Lays: Turn to spongebob.
Lays: It's not on
Nephew Lays: Why you old man and lie? Big people no lie.
Lays: Im not lying
Nephew Lays: You always get the uhmote (remote) and press 1,and spongebob unduhman (On Demand
)
Lays: I don't feel like getting up.
Nephew Lays: Fine. I watch it in here,turn to Spingebob on your tv.
Lays: Im watching something.
Nephew Lays: But i wanna watch spongebob
Lays: But i don't
Nephew Lays: Ugh!
Lays: Ready to go to sleep?
Nephew Lays: Ready to watch spongebob?
Lays: Im not watching spongebob.
Nephew Lays: Im not going to sleep.
Lays: Ok. Then watch this with me.
Nephew Lays: I don't like real people,i like cartoons.
Lays: Well im not watching cartoons.
Nephew Lays: Fine i go watch spongebob by myself in the dark
Lays: Ok. Close my door
Nephew Lays: & when tha monster get me,i tell him take your puter (computer)
Lays: Ok. Make sure you clo...
Nephew Lays: **** YOU BITCH! *slams door*
This boy has tha pottiest mouth i have ever seen when he doesn't get his way
she is uhm
