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					Originally posted by eli's_rhythm  He already asked for my hand in marriage weeks before you were even on his gaydar. Sorry. You're just his mistress. I get all the money, you get his average-sized uncut dick.   
I don't know how that would work but it sounds gay. | 
	
 Average-sized and uncut... well you are right about one of the two. Only Sats knows which. 

 He's my side bitch, and you are my partner in a sexless marriage.