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Originally posted by Xx-M!ss-Marn!e-Xx
^  what happened?
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Well, I was using a public restroom today and some 30-something year old dude parked himself at the urinal closest to my right. So while I was doing my business I could hear an awful lot of noise next to me but no peeing. I didn't look 'cause, ya know... the code

but I had an idea what he was doing. I finished up and as I turned to walk away I caught a glimpse of him wanking it
So I got the **** outta there. Without washing my hands
