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10. Joel Dommett
I'm kinda including this out of pity because I really like him as a person, even if he had a really oddly-shaped dick but it was kinda fascinating actually! I'm A Celeb runner-up Joel Dommett courageously admitted in the jungle that he was catfished and someone filmed him jacking off on Skype. Tbh idk why he spoke about it because while he was in the jungle, he was the #1 trending searched ****star on ****hub

I thought he should have won I'm A Celeb cause he was a proper funny guy
9. This old guy on Grindr
ok so I was talking to this guy on Grindr who wasn't out so he wouldn't send me a face picture, but he sent me some really amazing pictures of his body and judging from his body, he looked like late 20s early 30s, but then he told me he was like 43

I thankfully did not have sex with him but I might of if he had a different head. that face was not the tea! he kinda looked like a wizard lmao, everytime I looked at his face pic I was like "omg is this what Harry Potter will grow up to look like when he's about 60". Also he lived in this shopping district like 20 minutes from me and I can't afford bus fare, I can barely afford food
8. My friend Ewan from high school
I found my friend Ewan from high school on Grindr like four years after I'd left and we used to have some proper bad conversations when I was in high school which he DENIED at first but then I told him all about them and he said he remembered. I got offended cause he said I looked basically the same when I've actually gotten so much hotter

anyway he was really interesting and he said he liked books and politics and he had like a weird thing for tracksuits so I showed him like all the pairs of sweatpants I own even though they're mostly interesting ones like these cool colour block ones from ASOS that I wear for dance training, and these Windows 95 print ones that I got from the Singaporean web-store O-MIGHTY. He ended up showing me his dick and it was good tbh!
7. This random one that ATRL member Verge of Obscene sent me
ATRL member Verge of Obscene sent me one from some random guy on Snapchat. I was pretty sure at first that it wasn't his because I was pretty sure it was the wrong colour but I still had to make sure and check cause I didn't wanna offend

I screenshotted cause I was a fan of it! What a charitable guy sending me another people's dick pics
6. Sam Callahan
Sam Callahan is one of the cutest X Factor contestants of all time after Freddy Parker, ATRL's Dhipita and a few others. I remember when he did a photoshoot for Gay Times and it was the first copy of Gay Times I ever bought!

Anyway I was really excited when I heard that his solo tape leaked and I've watched it several times now. If his singing career is failing and he's not actually going into the Big Brother house tonight then maybe he just go into gay p*rn because he's quite good at it really
5. Morgan
Morgan is this guy I've spoken to for like a couple of years now on Snapchat and he stopped speaking to me for a while and I realised he'd deleted me on Snapchat

anyway he only came out pretty recently so I saw him on Grindr last month and he was so confused because he thought I deleted him, so idk what happened there! anyway we caught up and omg he's sooooooooooo nice

He says that he wishes he looks like me (

) and he's so complimentary about my body which is great

he's leaving in a couple days cause he's home for Christmas but we're finally gonna meet when he's next back home so I'm really excited. also he works in a well-known coffee chain so I better get some free drinks bitch. also he's a Lana stan and watches Drag Race so we get on so ****ing well
4. Me
okay this might sound narcissistic but I've taken some REALLY good pictures (and videos) of myself this year so i'm super proud of myself for that. truly a talent
3. This guy called Sam who I'm friends with on Snapchat
I've been friends with this guy called Sam on Snapchat for a while and he has a massive dick so I asked him if he's done p*rn and he said no but he actually has

I found it and it was really good. I enjoy being friends with him on Snapchat cause he puts some really great **** on his story. slayyyyyyyyyyyy
2. My ex-boyfriend
I know this sounds really depressing actually oh my god

Anyway you can find the story about me and my last boyfriend in the Your Crush 2.0 thread! He was SO hot but he cheated on me and also treated me really badly but honestly we had some really really good times. I actually spoke to him yesterday and it was actually quite nice even though I shouldn't have done it nnn. anyway it was ROUGH being with him but at least my old phone is still full of his pictures. that's some pure light at the end of the tunnel ****
1. ATRL member Daddy
I was originally gonna put my ex-boyfriend at #1 because I didn't think any ATRL members would actually submit a dick pic but then I got a PM from Daddy and oh my god I was completely slayed

I urge you all to PM him and ask for it to be honest. what a fantastic ATRL member! I'm very thankful someone from ATRL actually submitted. what a great end to 2016. thank you for reading
