[Sazare]

boy problems is a masterstroke of pop

i still feel guilty for dragging it the day the album leaked

[Venus]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

Boy problems, who's got 'em?
I've got them too
Boy trouble, you've got trouble
Don't know what to do
I think I broke up with my boyfriend today
And I don't really care
I've got worse problems
I broke up with my boyfriend
I think I broke up with my boyfriend today
And I don't really care
I've got worse problems

This was written by a 30 yo. I mean, Tacky Perry is the female Bob Dylan compared to this.

You really have to understand what this song is about. Carly is on the phone with her friend listening to her romantic woes, and flat out doesn't care.

[ultraviolento]

Originally posted by Thor

Joan ruined the potential that MR had, to be a cute lil Top 10 hit, by not releasing the mv.

So done. ugh

So this is the excuse now? Lol the song never had any potential to begin with.

Out of the top30 after being performed on national TV + discounted. Gross

[Lyrical.]

Originally posted by jayyyxtee

omg Iggy she's still a thing?

no

[Sazare]

Million Reasons was never going to be a hit.

Nothing on Joanne was.

[cancer]

Million Discounts was doomed from the get-go.
The entire Toucanna project was, actually.

[ultraviolento]

Originally posted by Venus

You really have to understand what this song is about. Carly is on the phone with her friend listening to her romantic woes, and flat out doesn't care.

Theres nothing to "understand". This isnt BJOKE.

This is a 30 yo rat singing Disney-lite sings and fomos praising it. It's gross, it's pathetic.

[ultraviolento]

How you're gonna drag Tacky for being safe and bop to this?

I really really really really really really like you
And I want you, do you want me, do you want me, too?
I really really really really really really like you

As if the kindergarten lyrics weren't enough, the production is super annoying and she can't sing for ****.

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

Joanne has been well received from what I've heard so far. I didn't know anyone who wasn't a theater gay that liked Artpop irl

[Sazare]

imagine not being able to understand something so universal as Carly Rae Jepsen's music

[Clump]

Originally posted by Sazare

imagine not being able to understand something so universal as Carly Rae Jepsen's music

Some people will never understand greatness.

[hindsight]

I think I broke up with my boyfriend today
And I don't really care
I've got worse problems

[Thor]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

So this is the excuse now? Lol the song never had any potential to begin with.

Out of the top30 after being performed on national TV + discounted. Gross

Originally posted by Sazare

Million Reasons was never going to be a hit.

Nothing on Joanne was.

Originally posted by cancer

Million Discounts was doomed from the get-go.
The entire Toucanna project was, actually.

MR is the Top 10 hit that got away due to Joan ha stubbornness.

[Sazare]

John Wayne is cute though

It could've been a decent top 60 smash

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

But you haven't seen my man
You haven't seen my man
You haven't seen my man
You haven't seen him
He's got the fire and he walks with fame
He's got the fire and he talks with fame
His Bonnie on the side, Bonnie on the side
Makes me so sad, girl
His money on the side, money on the side
Makes me so sad, girl
I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl, I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl

Girl ....
But I do tend to lean Lana> Carly though

[Clump]

Originally posted by hindsight

I think I broke up with my boyfriend today
And I don't really care
I've got worse problems

The outro is SO GOOD!

[ultraviolento]

imagine stanning someone like carly. i feel kinda bad and nauseous just to think about it

[iHype.]

John Wayne, Dancin In Circles, and A-Yo had potential to become moderate hits

nothing big or sizable tho

[cancer]

We'll have to wait for Toucanne Ball 2017 to see if the GP is still here for Mr. Fad.

[ultraviolento]

yeah keep telling yourself that before you sleep