Extensive two year image rebuilding campaign? ✓
Snapchat filter? ✓
Payola? ✓
Every DJ paid to praise the song? ✓
iTunes banner? ✓
Month-long hype? ✓
Ran to the trendiest producers? ✓
RESULT?
Don't forget she flew all the way to London to promote the song on every big radio station here ✓
Can keep a man? ✖
Have a career that lasted longer than 2.5 years? ✖
Smash with millions of dollars worth of payola? ✖
Get a hit single with the trendiest producers? ✖
Keep an iTunes #1 for at least a day? ✖
