Omfggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg, chocolate cake is so bad. I hope I never had that **** again, it make me feel like dizzy. But I don't even know if it's the chocolate cake or if it's is something else. Like I don't even know, but it could've been maybe, but I don't know, like I don't even know, but it could've been maybe.
I feel so dizzy and weird, why do I feel like this. I'm pretty sure I did not take anything bad.
Oh, and Mama Retro fully recommends Captain and Coke. Alternatively Malibu and Coke, but she calls that one "truth serum" and says to use it only if you're ready to ruin a few friendships.
Ngl half the reason I avoid alcohol is because I think I'm going to be a brutally honest drunk like my mother, mess