asjflakskl I LIVE for those funny Fifty Shades quotes.
"My inner goddess is doing a triple axel dismount off the uneven bars, and abruptly my mouth is dry."
"I am all gushing and breathy—like a child, not a grown woman who can vote and drink legally in the state of Washington."
“'Put the chicken in the fridge.' This is not a sentence I had ever expected to hear from Christian, and only he can make it sound hot, really hot.”
etcetera
"I must be the color of the communist manifesto."