Those 4chan posts sound like a Dan Schneider script.
OT: I adore Tori, she's one of my faves, but her indie EPs >>>>>>>> Max Martin's Unbreakable Smile. She needs better material in order to prosper the way she should. At least Scooter keeps her busy and in the public eye.
Speaking of, when did Ariana leave Scooter? I actually didn't realize until someone mentioned it when DW came out. Was is it around Focus? She might have snatched that #1 if she still had him. At least she has Jimmy Fallon in her back pocket.
Fake Edit: Nvm, googled it. Of course it was Bieber's fault (directly or indirectly).
. I need her to make a song with lyrics like this quote.
It's a little explicit.
Mess
They better stan for Queen Ariri, ha sex appeal though 
She's literally way too small to have a baby inside her 
