[Bellerophon]

Originally posted by FunkyDinevo

at least you know you're not pregnant when you're on your period

Okay sis you ain't pregnant, but I'm stay here for the rest of the week to remind you!

[Kamren]

my friend one day who is super hot once told me that he gets man periods that make his mood swing

i was like wut

[KasioKas]

Originally posted by moonlight.

omg i didnt realize that i thought it was the same guy but different angles

Ily sis

[Changes]

Originally posted by Bitchcraft

literally who even thinks periods are glamorous
those commercials are funny tho, them just running and sprinting EFFORTLESSLY into the abyss

Do you douche?

[Shendelzare]

I didn't know you can report your own posts

[accelgors]

apparently some women actually have periods that aren't very painful. like my mom, who felt the need to tell me about her period for some reason

[FunkyDinevo]

Originally posted by Bellerophon

Okay sis you ain't pregnant, but I'm stay here for the rest of the week to remind you!

just a friendly reminder to limit the amount of sperm that goes up your coochie

[Kamren]

Originally posted by accelgors

apparently some women actually have periods that aren't very painful. like my mom, who felt the need to tell me about her period for some reason

omg my sister tells me about her periods ALL THE TIME

i always feel so awkward around her when i know that she is having one because all i can imagine is that she is Venus fly trap who will snap at me in a MOMENT

[Nameless]

if i had faves in my sign

Britney Spears • Björk • Mariah Carey • Florence + the Machine • Aretha Franklin • Fiona Apple • Madonna
Alicia Keys • Lana Del Rey • Lady Gaga • Panic! at the Disco • Sia • M.I.A. • Lorde • Grimes
Marina & the Diamonds • Lykke Li • Sky Ferreira • Lily Allen • Kerli • Crystal Castles

[Sabbath]

I feel very happy because I am watching Parks and Rec instead of actually working on my projects

[Bellerophon]

Originally posted by moonlight.

oh **** true. thank you btw love
but this better not be my peak. if it all goes downhill look wise... ima make sure to pull a Heidi Montag and get plastic surgery everywhere tbh.

Ddd sis I peaked as a kid. Cute babies metamorphasize into ugly ass teens/adults like me

[Bellerophon]

Originally posted by FunkyDinevo

just a friendly reminder to limit the amount of sperm that goes up your coochie

What if I don't want any god damn sperm in my coochie. Like ever

[Bellerophon]

Originally posted by Vision

This woman who I used to work with got cramps one day, she went to the doctors and he said "you're 7 months pregnant"

She carried on having periods the whole time she was pregnant and she never even got a bump.

I mean can you imagine that? I'd freak out [you can't get rid of it cuz it's too far gone as well]

Oi, being female is fun

[Clueless]

Originally posted by Nameless

if i had faves in my sign

Britney Spears • Björk • Mariah Carey • Florence + the Machine • Aretha Franklin • Fiona Apple • Madonna
Alicia Keys • Lana Del Rey • Lady Gaga • Panic! at the Disco • Sia • M.I.A. • Lorde • Grimes
Marina & the Diamonds • Lykke Li • Sky Ferreira • Lily Allen • Kerli • Crystal Castles

participate in my fiona disco rate sometime in july probably



and wait @ us having VERY similar taste

[Woo]

i am soooo tired

[Bitchcraft]

strenuous activities like square-dancing sdfyrthgtt whyyyy

Originally posted by Changes

Do you douche?

I'd rather die than answer this

[Kamren]

Originally posted by Vision

Butch could be 7 months pregnant right now, would we even notice tha bump too

jfsodi;fjbashdjfnabhdsfnbasdfsf;as;fsd;f

[Shendelzare]

omg that thread is becoming a mini syg

[HeyMr.DJ]

Originally posted by Bellerophon

Nice!

My trinity on MOM is Wrong, Tio, and Lucozade tbh.

OMFG TiO is so good. So sexy.

[Bitchcraft]

I thought I was pregnant like twice



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