Quick SYG orientation for the newbies:
Britney is in a lifetime conservatorship
Tinashe never happened
Rihanna's tour is flopping
Gaga is now a tribute act
Bey her Gatorade era is practically over
Katy is a talentless prostitute
Selena is an even bigger talentless prostitute
Fifth Harmony and Little Mix are talentless prostitues as in plural
Madonna is dead
Arianna ended Meghan
