Chapter 4: The WTFs of 2009 (Songs) 

Apparently, I'm not yet banned so I'll just update lmao

. I know I will be getting too some WTFs haha. It's just my opinion. In no particular order. I think they are in the same level of shitiness.
Songs
 | Taylor Swift - Love Story
Of course, my list will be not complete without this bitch. I actually love her at first but when this song becomes so overrated here, I just wanna regret that I wish that she can be more famous outside the America. |
 | Wonder Girls - Nobody
Who the hell is a Filipino who doesn't know this song? it's EVERYWHERE! Jeepney, mall, school,comfort room, motel and even in my head! It's just so annoying everytime I see someone singing the chorus in karaoke and when it's the time for the verses, they would just shut up and wait for the chorus again. |
 | Hannah Montana - He Could Be The One
10 words: Cheesy.Gay.Trash.Ew.Make.Me.Wanna.Cut.My.Ear |
 | Kristinia DeBarge - Goodbye
If 2007 have Kat De Luna, 2009 also have Kristinia DeBarge! It's so generic and get tiring after some spins. I bet she will not get a hit if she didn't use the timeless Na Na Na Na Kiss Him Goodbye sample. I listened to her album, it's forgettable and this one is the one of the weakest track. Bring on the Future Love video. |
 | Sean Kingston - Fire Burning
Crap.When I first heard it on the radio, I was like "Is that a radio glitch or the song is a real crap?". I dunno if I will call 911 because it bleeds my ear or I will call KFC because Kingston needs to stop singing and should be working on his shift. |
 | Justin Bieber - One Time
He sounds like a girl, he has a crush to a girl that looks like his sister, I look more mature than him and WTF at those 17 year old girls falling in love with him? I see a Jesse McCartney/Aaron Carter in making. |
 | Jonas Brothers - Paranoid
I become a fan of them when I saw SOS on TRL but as longer as they stay on the music industry, the more they become a waste. This one is a boring **** that maybe sounds good at the beginning but becoming a **** in the end. Their album also is a big disaster. Kids, stay away from your parents' old musical instruments please. |
 | Selena Gomez & The Scene - Falling Down
Selena, I have a crush on you and I think you can **** the other Disney girls in terms of beauty and acting but please, you can't sing for hell. Oh and BTW, do really all Disney talents needs to sing? Please slap me but I'm addicted to her "Naturally" now. It's my biggest guilty pleasure this 2010 |
 | Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
I'm a fan of Pitbull because his songs are for parties and hoes and I like those kind of music but this, WTF. I got excited when I hear that he is going to have a new song and what did it turn out? My jaw drop because I was like "What was that?". The song also becomes overrated here. Thanks to Hotel Room Service, I didn't become a Pitbull hater. |