ROOMMATE UPDATE: 4/19/16
Candidate #1: Jewish guy, nice biceps, hot pictures, etc. It didn't go well since he didn't approve of "my gay agenda". I then told him I didn't approve of that viewpoint as well as that raggedy ass yamaka on his head and we both parted ways angrily.
Candidate #2: Football jock, super hot and beefy. Makes me weak and we were going good until I accidentally sent a picture of a shirtless Matt Daddario I just BRO'd it out and said "My bad man, my girl put it on my phone". He then said it was all good and starting telling me about his football career and I just awkwardly was like "Awesome man!". It was so weird. It's still super awkward though, but he seems cool. He keeps talking about football so it's not going well.
ROOMMATE UPDATE: 4/19/16
Candidate #2: Football jock, super hot and beefy. Makes me weak and we were going good until I accidentally sent a picture of a shirtless Matt Daddario I just BRO'd it out and said "My bad man, my girl put it on my phone". He then said it was all good and starting telling me about his football career and I just awkwardly was like "Awesome man!". It was so weird. It's still super awkward though, but he seems cool. He keeps talking about football so it's not going well.
it could be a cute sitcom though where the femme gay and the masc str8 manage to become best friends against all odds and the jock protects the gay from his homophobic teammates and the gay teaches the jock to embrace his feminine side
I wanna start a ATRL Game but like there are shitloads of people wanting to start games and I probably won't be allowed to start a game because my track record is not v good.
I just BRO'd it out and said "My bad man, my girl put it on my phone". He then said it was all good and starting telling me about his football career and I just awkwardly was like "Awesome man!". It was so weird. 
im so old 
