Hillary is the Beyonce. Ambitious, loves taking corporate money, low key unethical, polarizing, half of a power couple in a loveless marriage, been preparing for this moment her whole life, and the most experienced and vetted. Obama is the Rihanna who came out of nowhere and slayed her in 2008, and is more globally liked

Bernie is the Gaga. Most honest, idealistic, but naive, annoyingly self-righteous, and making all these big pipe dream plans that aren't based in reality but people still love him anyway
