Colton Haynes gurl you are a mess.
Since all my comments were snubbed here they are for you all to read. (I removed my scores though
Just Dance (feat. Colby O’Donis) — (A faultless debut single that would still sounds just as fresh and amazing. Really cemented her a place in pop history!)
Beautiful, Dirty, Rich —
Poker Face — (An incredible moment in pop history. The video + the look + the sound + the celebrity just became one of those "Who is THIS?!" moments, and is what got me well and truly interested in Gaga.)
Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) — (Cute little bop - a bit underrated. Video is very un-Gaga tho.)
LoveGame — (All Gaga's singles are great, but have never really loved "LoveGame." The Monster Ball performance of it was a tour highlight though.)
Paparazzi — (Love "Paparazzi" and I respect it's generally thought of as one of her signature songs and that everybody knows and loves it, including me, but I do reckon that the song on it's very own is has aged a bit.)
Bad Romance — (I mean this song and the video is what changed me from a fan to a STAN. I remember watching it and just thinking I'd never seen anything like it, Gaga had so many different looks it was impossible to know what she actually looks like. I think it has the best music video of all time.)
Telephone (feat. Beyoncé) — (Didn't like this at first, but the video made me obsessed - and now when I listen to it, it has such fascinatingly dark undertones. Only Gaga.)
Alejandro — (Another career highlight, criminally underrated. The video is probably her second best!)
Dance In The Dark —
Born This Way — (Lyrics are a little bit messy, but the message was so brave and the timing of this release was such a risk that Gaga thought it was worth taking. The world was on the edge of the seat to see what Gaga would do post-TFM, and to come through with such a ballsy, upfront and in-your-face equality ANTHEM was bold and meaningful.)
Judas — (Loved it when it came out and it was the first Gaga song I learnt the choreo too and got into in a big way - but it's kinda aged and meh now. Still have phases of loving it.)
Hair — (A cute bop, but it was felt unnecessary considering it has a similar message to "Born This Way." The acoustic versions snatched me a bit tho.)
The Edge of Glory — (Like "Paparazzi", even though it wasn't a massive hit, everyone knows it - and for good reason. It's a song on a massive scale with unforgettable lyrics and beautiful, strong vocals.)
You and I — (I was so thirsty for the studio version after Gaga sang it on GMA in New York, and was so glad by the time it finally came along to be a single and got that amazing video. And she met Taylor! A meant-to-be moment.)
Marry The Night — (Funny I'm giving this my
when it was probably the last song I liked from Born This Way. For ages I didn't really get it and thought she just screamed "the niiiigghhtt" too much. But with the video, it clicked, and I got the song, I got the darkness, I got the metaphor. And boy did I suddenly connect. I listen to it and it sounds classic, unforgettable. The performances were all amazing - you can tell how much Gaga loved the song.)
Applause — (My most played Gaga song, so you know I love it. It was a great lead, and a shame it got blocked by the inferior "Roar.")
Do What U Want — (Sorry but I've never loved this song as much as everyone else. Too un-Gaga, and too her trying to be something she's not.)
Venus — (From the first listen of the chorus, in some messy live performance video of the song, I knew I was gonna be hooked to this. "When you touch me I die just a little inside." And I was like OMG YES I HAVE FELT EXACTLY THIS! And usually that's all it is, a touch. Reminded me when my high school crush (read: addiction/obsession/love) and friend got me to feel his abs (to show off) and that touch and the way I had to suppress my immense pleasure just about killed me.
Dope — (This song is embarrassing. Like sure write about your experiences, but so literally about how some man saved you from your weed addiction? Mess. Hate the vocals, hate the lyrics and hate that she butchered "I Wanna Be With You" for this mess. Borderline worse than "Jewels 'n' Drugs" which is at least good for a kii.)
G.U.Y. — (Love this SMASH. Queen came through, and the world paid her dust. She's gonna come for WIGS with #LG5 and make ya'll pay.)
Anything Goes (with Tony Bennett) — (The whole jazz era was cute for geepee appeal but it was also boring.)
I Can’t Give You Anything (with Tony Bennett) — 4 (Gave this a slightly higher score than "Anything Goes" just cause the fragrance and was kinda cute.)
Vanity — (Mess didn't know this was a single. Messy as fk!)
Christmas Tree (feat. Space Cowboy) — (Awful. Kinda funny how bad it is tho at least.)
Chillin (Wale feat. Lady Gaga) — (Was she okay when she made this????)
The Lady Is A Tramp (with Tony Bennett) — (I think this is the best thing she ever did jazz-wise. Slay!)
Til It Happens to You — (It'll probably win her an Oscar, and it's a bold and unglamorous, polarizing song that needed to be song, but it's also boring and grating. Get that award though queen and I'll bandwagon a biT.)
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