Sis. What new albums have you litened in 2016? Only 2016 album I heard was by 1975 (and was slayed).
I haven't listened to that much yet actually. Anti, Charlift, Animal Collective, Blackstar, Porches, Evol, Rokia Traoré. But one of my favorite discoveries has to be Jain. Her album is like Amy Winehouse meets French Pop. It's so good. Next on my list would be the 1975, that Jezabals album, Cross Record and Santigold.
It's the middle of May 2016. Katy Perry is sitting in her super-swaggy living room which is inspired by legends that came before her, like Riff Raff. Her makeupless face shows that the years of prostituting left her looking old and haggard. She turns on her Lenovo laptop and types in "billboard.com". LG5 was released this week and Katy woke up extra early to cackle at the low sales numbers. Her media and her fans told her Lady Gaga is over and that Katy reigns supreme. As the page loads and a giant headline pops up "LADY GAGA IS BACK, AND WE'VE GOT THE NUMBERS TO PROVE IT". At first, Katy justs sits in silence, the wrinkles around her mouth frozen in an ugly grimace. "This isn't 2013 anymore. Talent always wins in the end", the subheader reads. Katy simply can't take this no more. In a knee-jerk reaction to the big news, she jumps up and smashes her head against the tacky metallic chandelier she had Jeremy Scott "design" for her. A loud crack is heard, as one of the longest spikes makes a protrusion through her saggy scalp and into the central nervous system of her brain. Her eyes freeze in terror. Tears start falling down her face and she starts foaming at the mouth. She soils herself from the impact and as she slowly slides off the spike, pieces of her brain are scattered around. As her immobile body falls to the floor, a loud thump is heard. She fell on her fake tittys and one of them exploded, leaking gooey, decade old silicone mixed with blood. She is aware of the entire situation, but unable to move or talk. "Not my only talent!", she thinks fo herself and manages to let out a little sob for her tit. "Surely somebody will come to save me? I have so many people that love me." she thinks as her eyes glaze over the "This isn't 2013 anymore" headline. "How about my friends? Kesha Rose, Taylor or Selena?", but then she remembers what she read in Cosmo GIRL once (the only piece of literature Katy has ever read): "Karma is not a nice lady. Don't backstab your friends, or it will come back to haunt you." She layed there for a week until one of her handlers from Capitol Records came to take her to her weekly rape session with Dr Luke. The pictures of her bloated dead body on the floor, covered in feces, blood and silicone with the Lady Gaga headline still open on her laptop next to her are leaked to the media by Taylor Swift's team. The only tribute she gets is a five minute one at the Kids Choice Awards, performed by Becky G. RIP, talentless prostitute of pop.
Gags should "write" a song about freeing Britney from conservatorship next. Maybe it'll come off a little more genuine this time and she won't be seen as the biggest hypocrite and loser afterwards.
Gaga wearing $8,000,000 earrings to the OSCARS, killing the red carpet, receiving a standing ovation from the Hollywood elite (for the second year in a row) and having the media bow down to her (what's new?) ... and ATRLers whose fave is locked away in Vegas trying to depict her as some kind of loser.
It's the middle of May 2016. Katy Perry is sitting in her super-swaggy living room which is inspired by legends that came before her, like Riff Raff. Her makeupless face shows that the years of prostituting left her looking old and haggard. She turns on her Lenovo laptop and types in "billboard.com". LG5 was released this week and Katy woke up extra early to cackle at the low sales numbers. Her media and her fans told her Lady Gaga is over and that Katy reigns supreme. As the page loads and a giant headline pops up "LADY GAGA IS BACK, AND WE'VE GOT THE NUMBERS TO PROVE IT". At first, Katy justs sits in silence, the wrinkles around her mouth frozen in an ugly grimace. "This isn't 2013 anymore. Talent always wins in the end", the subheader reads. Katy simply can't take this no more. In a knee-jerk reaction to the big news, she jumps up and smashes her head against the tacky metallic chandelier she had Jeremy Scott "design" for her. A loud crack is heard, as one of the longest spikes makes a protrusion through her saggy scalp and into the central nervous system of her brain. Her eyes freeze in terror. Tears start falling down her face and she starts foaming at the mouth. She soils herself from the impact and as she slowly slides off the spike, pieces of her brain are scattered around. As her immobile body falls to the floor, a loud thump is heard. She fell on her fake tittys and one of them exploded, leaking gooey, decade old silicone mixed with blood. She is aware of the entire situation, but unable to move or talk. "Not my only talent!", she thinks fo herself and manages to let out a little sob for her tit. "Surely somebody will come to save me? I have so many people that love me." she thinks as her eyes glaze over the "This isn't 2013 anymore" headline. "How about my friends? Kesha Rose, Taylor or Selena?", but then she remembers what she read in Cosmo GIRL once (the only piece of literature Katy has ever read): "Karma is not a nice lady. Don't backstab your friends, or it will come back to haunt you." She layed there for a week until one of her handlers from Capitol Records came to take her to her weekly rape session with Dr Luke. The pictures of her bloated dead body on the floor, covered in feces, blood and silicone with the Lady Gaga headline still open on her laptop next to her are leaked to the media by Taylor Swift's team. The only tribute she gets is a five minute one at the Kids Choice Awards, performed by Becky G. RIP, talentless prostitute of pop.
Gaga wearing $8,000,000 earrings to the OSCARS, killing the red carpet, receiving a standing ovation from the Hollywood elite (for the second year in a row) and having the media bow down to her (what's new?) ... and ATRLers whose fave is locked away in Vegas trying to depict her as some kind of loser.
-She gave the earrings back when the performance was over
-Standing ovation was for the victims
-I havent heard anything about her red carpet appearance and i m all day
here
-The media only mention leos win
The numbers don't lie! 
