this creature wakes up in a sewer, snot and booze dripping down her second chin. "WHERE AM II?!" she southernly barks, a gold chain + candy ringpop in hand;].
Why would Kesha lie? Luke is the #1 producer. It's not like she's trying to get away from a flop. she must have suffered terribly to want to leave the #1 hitmaker in the game
dragging Britney INTENSELY/pissedly weirdly secretly makes everyones hearts drop.. it's like that time you dared your friend/sister to push the special needs kid over & you felt sad instead of laughing
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what do you get out of the basic of basics.