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Originally posted by Instant
Lady Gaga: drug habits
Terry Richardson: drug habits and STD
Kim Kardashian: drag habits
Bruno Mars: drag habits and STD
Jennifer Lawrence: drag habits
Ciara: don't even care about her
Justin Bieber: drug habits and all kinds of STD
Nicki Minaj: drug habits and a pedophile brother
Angelina Jolie: none  (used to have both in the past)
Rihanna: a lot of Mary Jane Holland
Kanye West: retard
Adele: diabetes, arthritis, hepatomegaly
Taylor Swift: STD
Nick Jonas: no one cares
Beyoncé: a HAG
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You just reminded me that Nicki Minaj has pedophilia in her genes. She's related to a rapist pedohpile. So when Nicki Minaj has a child with an ugly rapper, her ugly baby will probably grow up to be a pedophile, because it's in her blood. Yikes. Nazi, you have two options to prevent this: 1. Get a hysterectomy. Or 2. Kill yourself. I prefer that you kill yourself. Nazi, I know you may be asking, "Why can't I just tie off my plastic fallopian tubes to prevent impregnation and to prevent the eventual future molestation of a 12-year-old child by my ugly rapist baby?" I didn't suggest that option because there's a greater chance of something going wrong and you dying of blood loss on the operating table during a hysterectomy, than with just a simple tube-tying procedure. Anyway, just think about it.
Really consider the kill yourself option, though.
...Vin
