What exactly is it that helps Britney get out of bed in the morning? She is useless (in terms of everything). She is a global laughing stock (debatable, since no one thinks about her anymore). She can't perform anywhere that isn't the TCAs (?). She's stuck in Vegas. She can't experience human sensuality and hasn't had healthy human interactions since 2002 (?). She tried to commit suicide (and unfortunately failed). Her life isn't her own anymore (was it ever her own?). Her kids will find out about how she dropped one of them on his head while holding a vodka and abandon her (and rightfully so). She is rotten inside and out.
But, hey, at least she managed to sell more than 15 million albums.