Matty fails to make a move for five days
Upset by the unrest of the atrlocals and the rising rumors of revolution called 'The Update'
President Athens sends a warning to his gamemakers
Suddenly, Matty is SHOCKt by his official oynx hotel ankle monitor and receives 5 injury points
He sizzles seizing on the floor till
the world ends his mouth begins to crackle and his speech becomes more incoherent and sporadic; it turns out matty was a robot. His circuits start shutting down as he dials into his vocalator in a voice quite unlike his own the words 'Godney shall rise again' before blacking out.
Matty is DECEASED
Returning home after an arduous day of door to door Kylie Carols
Cupid discovers the horrifying sight and shrieks! Sometime during his meltdown M.A.R.T.Y had carelessly sent Cupids impossibly priceless stack of 58,267 Kylie Christmas Cd's CRASHING into the cold hard ground. Immediately Cupid runs a 100 degree fever, when he lit his Alejandro candles this morning this is not the breakout he had prayed for! In an unknown place a nose bubbles under the light of its cauldron "shade is sweet til' it happens to you!" it snorts. Back in the room Athens appears on the screen: "Miss me once again and i'll delete it fat Kylies records from Kworb"
Inside the arena the tributes, left starving and forgotten call out Hello..its me in melancholic unison.
gathered around a fire made from discarded Britney Jean cd's (the synthetic inside makes for great kindling) they lament how the games were scheduled RIGHT before the release of Rihanna's surely highly acclaimed YEAR ENDLIST topping album Anti. They fantasize over the the ART pop has received. It is hypothesized that perhaps the announcement of Billbaordney Crosroadsspear's Superbowl performance has united the stans of atrl into stanworld peace and the games have been canceled. "We've been forgotten here so we'll dies anyway, a reverse raptureian experience"
borntodie prophesies.
Dollas n Diamonds ponders to himself. "is this how Kesha Sebert felt? must be how Kesha Sebert felt"
Prometheus daydreams of focus's opening week sales as he stays up waiting for moonlight.
Elsewhere in HQ tower Athens plays Fix You over the monitors and
*giggles hysterically*