25 (tonnes) SUCKS anyway. How many songs can you make about how your fat rolls sweat and smell under the covers at night? The whole thing is a Belly Clarkson mess.
She will always be the fat unclaimed creature. Everyone wants to go to the zoo to see the elephant but no one will touch it. She is too fat to conceive a baby, she obvussly stole it. That's why she's so private about it. A Belly Clarkson mess.
Purpose US debut: 522k (after being the most HATED celebrity in the world and a flop album)
PRISM WW debut: 453k (after 8 #1 singles, a 3 year old era, etc..)
Her first two albums, Enya and Watermark, are much more digressive and rhythmically diverse than her later work,
Watermark is so acclaimed. I wonder if it would have been 90+ on MC.
All the reviews I pulled way back in 2012 for the same publications that MC considers were highly positive. Of course, there are ones that didn't exist in the 80s.
That's why she ditched the alberm about m0therhood. She cannot relate to it. Instead she made another alberm about being fat. And fat people will buy it. They will get the Target edition because it's easier to buy a CD when you're buying more f00d to supplement your morbid obesity than in a record shop. There is no f00d in a record shop. She is clever. It's still a Belly Clarkson mess.
I am screaming at people saying here that Rihanna can't do art and the commercial she released yesterday is more cryptic and creative than any of your faves' releases...
