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Originally posted by Humoresque
Facebook just reminded me of a friend's birthday today.
He was more of a mutual friend than anything else. People would tell me about how he'd lurk over people while they were eating; once a friend got two burgers and while she was eating one, he was staring at the other until this **** happened:
"...do you want to have my other bur-"
"SURE OKAY."
He's clearly been well-fed, so it's not that. 
We were all at a karaoke bar for my friend's birthday once, and I got some chicken tenders and fries there for my dinner. I was sitting there eating, talking to people, then he REACHES ACROSS THE TABLE AND STARTS TAKING FRIES WITHOUT EVEN ASKING.
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Ugh there's this Jamaican lady
who works at the front desk.
She always takes people's ****. ALWAYS. Like they'll be eating whatever - fries, chips, garlic knots, a bag of gummy bears - and she'll just walk by, snatch it, and walk away with it. She'll look back over her shoulder and say something like "Thanks for these hihi".
The first time she did it to me I thought she was joking, anyone would have thought the same. But the bitch never returned with my Welch's fruit snacks.
I told her that's not funny, we're not that close where it would be.
Even if my best sistren did that I'd be pissed af. The boss has talked to ha about ha behavior. And her intolerable 50-shades-of-nasT body odor.
OT: Hard Candy snatched me this morning on the way to work.
) (oh and her vocals sound so amazing 
) and the second time, well... I like to pretend that never even happened.
