I was dared but I have a review for this record.
EDIT: Here we go.
My Review of "Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz"
Dooo It
Mess. This song should not have been created.
Karen Don't Be Sad
I actually really like this song.
The Floyd Song
If I believed in it, I would be going straight to Hell for laughing at her crying but I love the instrumental track and the line about her dead flower. It's a grower.
Something About Space Dude
Who even knows what this it? It went by so fast I thought it was an interlude.
EDIT: I LIKE THIS!
Space Boots
"All the color left with you"
"I get so high cause you're not here to smoke my weed"
That instrumental track is sick!
****in' ****ed Up
It took 2 people to write this? Another mess.
BB Talk
I LOVE THIS ONE! THIS ONE IS FIRE! I love the spoken word parts. As it went on, the story got interesting and then just so cute! "**** me till you stop baby talking"
Fweaky
She writes like all the old musicians in rock do now. Already heard this track but I like it but it drags on a little.
Bang Me Box
Oh my God. I feel very embarrassed listening to this song. It drags on forever.
Milky Milky Milk
THIS TRACK IS SO HILARIOUS! I love the instrumental track though and her wispy vocals are a plus.
Cyrus Skies
This track drags on forever. One of the worst.
Slab of Butter
Sarah > Miley on this track.
I'm So Drunk
I get the effect but it is annoying. Thank God it was an interlude.
I Forgive Yiew
"You better be lucky I'm doing yoga or else you'd be dead"
This song is about yoga basically saving Liam from getting killed. THE POWER OF YOGA. I am going to have the chorus stuck in my head all day.
I Get So Scared
I love the instrumental track for this song. One of the best tracks, if not the best, on the record and she wrote it all by herself.
Lighter
Better than the earlier slow tracks besides Karen.
Tangerine
Some of the best lyrics on the record. They should have edited Sean's voice to be more like hers. One of the best tracks on the records.
Tiger Dreams
Good lyrics. Drags on forever.
Evil is But A Shadow
The lyrics on this one are really good and reminds me of that song "There's got to be a morning after" that Angelica sung on the Rugrats movie.
1 Sun
Inspirational bop written by Miley herself. One of the best tracks on the album.
The lyrics
Pablow the Blowfish
Bottom of the Ocean 2.0. Hands down the best song on the album!
Queen of animal rights. "But watching my friends eat my friends ruined my appetite"
Queen of teaching people that blowfishes and seahorses can have babies.
I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS TRACK! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!
When she started to cry, I did too. RIP Pablow. I miss you too.
Miley Tibetan Bowlzzz
Disney movie soundtrack song. Beautiful instrumental track. Flawless.
Twinkle Song
I love her voice on this track. A little repetitive in terms of lyrics. It got better around 2:20.
I cannot believe as the album went on, I actually got into it.
Standout Tracks: Pablow the Blowfish, Karen Don't Be Sad, Twinkle Song, 1 Sun, I Get So Scared, BB Talk and Space Boots. She wrote all but one of these by herself!
Rating: 7/10
Conclusion: She should keep smoking weed.
will it ever come? Or is this all we're gonna get
