Eight... Two, Nine... Nine, Three...
B'Day
Mission one: I'ma put this on
when he see me in this suit I'ma get me some, hey!
Mission two: gotta make that call
tell The Funky Buddha everyone's invited except Naughty Dog, hey!
Mission three: get his three bandmates
they been on the road all year it's about time for a break, hey!
Mission four: roll up in the tour bus
get Niall to park it and wait outside for us
I ain't worried, he's doing me tonight
A little sweat ain't never hurt nobody
While y'all staring at my man?
Liam's the one he's gonna get my body
Get my body
Get my body
Get my body
Get my body
If you want my body
Won't you get me bodied?
If you want my body
Won't you get me bodied?
Can you get me bodied?
I wanna be your slave tonight
Can you get me bodied?
I wanna be your slave tonight
Don't you see my body?
I wanna let it out tonight
Wanna party, wanna dance, cause yo B'Day is tonight
Mission five: skip to the front of the line
lemme trim Harry's locks before we go inside, hey!
Mission six: gotta check these chicks
cause Louis might knock one up even tho he prefers dicks, HAY!
Mission seven: gotta take his phone
no messy rants tonight, best leave Twitter alone, hey!
Mission eight: while we're conversating,
Zayn arrives at the club guess it's gon' be a 3-way
I ain't worried, he's doing me tonight
A little sweat ain't never hurt nobody
Why y'all staring at my man?
Liam's the one he's gonna get my body
Get my body
Get my body
Get my body
Get my body
If you want my body
Won't you get me bodied?
If you want my body
Won't you get me bodied?
You see my body?
I gotta know; I'd like to know if you can get me bodied
I'm kinda tight; I'm feelin' right; I'd like to see his body
I wanna let it out tonight
Wanna dance, wanna party, cause yo B'Day is tonight
HAPPY B'DAY LIAM! 
How ****ing dare you? Trash, highkey trash, that's all there is to it. 
