[Nathan's Nicely]

almost drowned in her ***** so I swam to her butt. - wayne

would you like a tissue? you gon need it for the *** up in your nose, babygirl, cause you sucking my **** - cam'ron

they're the worst combination, gross AND stupid

[TrashyNavy]

Originally posted by downbywednesday

Uh, ***** ass ***** stop hating
Lil Tunechi got that fire
And these hoes love me like Satan, man!
Yeah, **** with me and get bodied
And all she eat is dick
She's on a strict diet, that's my baby
With no makeup she a ten
And she the best with that head
Even better than Karrine
She don't want money
She want the time we could spend
She said, "Cause I really need somebody
So tell me you're that somebody"
Girl, I **** who I want and **** who I don't
Got that A1 credit and that fillet mignon
She said, "I never wanna make you mad
I just wanna make you proud."
I said, "Baby just make me ***,
Then don't make a sound."

this is flawless stop

[Wonda]

"i bin dranken watamelun"

[Rei]

The dumb/stupid lyric from Rihanna isn't even dumb.

It's like saying you're smart but not a genious.

Genious > Smart
Stupid > Dumb

[KORDEI]

Originally posted by Nathan's Nicely

almost drowned in her ***** so I swam to her butt. - wayne

would you like a tissue? you gon need it for the *** up in your nose, babygirl, cause you sucking my **** - cam'ron

they're the worst combination, gross AND stupid

those made me think of
"I wish a ***** would like a kitchen cabinet" akjsdb I love 2 Chainz.

[alexanderao]

Originally posted by shelven

Not sure if it's been posted yet, but the entirety of "I'm An Albatraoz" is absolutely hilarious:

Omg, what is this?

Originally posted by TrashyNavy

"I might die when I forget how to breathe" - Miranda Cosgrove

---

"Left hand on that steering wheel, right hand on that *****." - 2 Chainz, No Lie featuring Drake

[alexanderao]

"I'm so mother****ing high ***** treetop." - 2 Chainz, I Feel Good

[MaryJaneHolland]

BRRRRP BRRRRP BRRRRP BRRP
BITCH BETTA QUIT THAT QUIT THAT CHIT CHAT
IF YOU STRAPPED *****
DARE YOU TA DARE YOU TA
BRRRP BRRRP BRRRRRP BRRRRRP
JUST LEMME POP MY **** LEMME HIT THAT WEED
AND SIP THAT AYE ******
WHAT
WHAT THE ****
DARE YOU TA DARE YOU TA
BRRRRRP BRRRRP BRRRP BRRP
LET A BITCH ***** DROP
BET THAT BITCH AIN'T BARKING LIKE ME
WELL ******
WHAT THE ****
DARE YOU TA DARE YOU TA
BRRRRP BRRRP BRRRP BRRP
JUST LEMME POP MY ****
LEMME HIT THAT
AND SIP THAT AYE ******
WHAT
WHAT THE ****
DARE YOU TA DARE YOU TA
BRRRRRP BRRRRP BRRRRP BRRRP

I love the song but honestly

[shelven]

Originally posted by alexanderao

Omg, what is this?

It never took off in the US, but went Top 10 in a ton of countries around the world. The video has over 250 million views

Originally posted by TrashyNavy

"I might die when I forget how to breathe" - Miranda Cosgrove

I literally just laughed out loud What song is this from? I need to hear it myself.

[Grumpy Gills]

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag" is still so

[Grumpy Gills]

Originally posted by Rei

The dumb/stupid lyric from Rihanna isn't even dumb.

It's like saying you're smart but not a genious.

Genious > Smart
Stupid > Dumb

You mean genius right

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by Rei

The dumb/stupid lyric from Rihanna isn't even dumb.

It's like saying you're smart but not a genious.

Genious > Smart
Stupid > Dumb

It is dumb like that analogy.

[ToLove]

Get up out my face like
Who do you think you are?
Talkin' all this trash like blah de blah de blah

Oh way, oh (Na-uh!)
Oh way, oh
Oh way, oh

Get up out my face like
Who do you think you are?
Make me wanna laugh like hardy hardy har

Oh way, oh (Nah-uh!)
Oh way, oh

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

Originally posted by ks_dollar

It is dumb like that analogy.

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

Originally posted by ToLove

Get up out my face like
Who do you think you are?
Talkin' all this trash like blah de blah de blah

Oh way, oh (Na-uh!)
Oh way, oh
Oh way, oh

Get up out my face like
Who do you think you are?
Make me wanna laugh like hardy hardy har

Oh way, oh (Nah-uh!)
Oh way, oh

[alexanderao]

Originally posted by shelven

It never took off in the US, but went Top 10 in a ton of countries around the world. The video has over 250 million views

Originally posted by Grumpy Gills

You mean genius right

Originally posted by ToLove

Get up out my face like
Who do you think you are?
Talkin' all this trash like blah de blah de blah

Oh way, oh (Na-uh!)
Oh way, oh
Oh way, oh

Get up out my face like
Who do you think you are?
Make me wanna laugh like hardy hardy har

Oh way, oh (Nah-uh!)
Oh way, oh

[Superbitch]

The beg for it line

And yung raponzel by AB

Br br br br br br br br br br and I dunno what the **** she says after that

Stupid hoe is my enemy stupid ho3 is so whack stupid hoe should've defended me

[Saintlor]

"I only wanna die alive"

I always thought this was a good lyric - meaning that she only wants to die on a high note; having a good time in her last few moments.

[Adir]

Lucky that my **** are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains

[Popboi.]

I don't know much about algebra
One plus one equals two