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Originally posted by Superpower
That's still better than humor 
Anyone can find 3 funny posts 
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For a quick second, I thought about using some variation of witty/cheeky/funny. How could I not, when I have posts like these?
Which Pop Girl Wouldn't Go #1 With Roar As Their Lead Single?
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Originally posted by JakeKills
Sara Bareilles wouldn't go #1 with Roar as her lead single. 
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Who Could Gaga Co-Headline A Tour?
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Originally posted by JakeKills
Gaga and Cher can have a joint farewell tour!

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Taylor Swift Base
Regarding Edward Whoever's Accusation that She is "calculating and evil"
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Originally posted by JakeKills
Nah, this guy is clearly right about it all.
She's clearly blackmailed Jaime King into naming Her godmother of her newborn son. Karlie's room in Her NYC apartment is actually a prison cell that she has to spend an allotted amount of time in (like Persephone in the underworld). The models only accept Her dinner invitations because they know that Becky once turned Her down, so She staged her death with that whole pot incident. Selena Gomez is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome because she's been subjected to Taylor's manipulations for so long now. Lorde is too young to know better. The relevant Jonas Brothers only associate with Her because She's threatened to out Joe if they don't bend to Her every will. Ed Sheeran will do anything She wants because he's desperately in love with Her.
Lena Dunham is Her only real friend, that's why She's so tragic.
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I'm gonna go put the third one in my sig. BRB.
