Banned
Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 18,001
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
Next, ClownM released the Diplo-produced Living for Love as her lead single.
She dropped a passé, circa-1994 video and performed the song at the Grammys (a lame, I-guess-that-was-cool-for-the-90s? performance) all in the same week.
The result: the song failed the chart on the Hot 100.
 |
Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
Next, ClownM performed Living for Love at the Brits...and fell flat on her face. Because the public finds her unbearable, they laughed and mocked her despite how painful the fall looked.
Madonna LASHED OUT, saying she has it worse than black and gay people.
The following week, Empire, a show about black and gay people blocked her bundled & heavily promoted album from #1 on BB.
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
Being the shameless prostitute that she is, ClownM enlisted the star of Empire to be her co-star in the video for her 2nd single, Ghosttown. In the video, the younger black man pursues her and lusts after her (story of her career).
The song failed to chart on the Hot 100, even with the video + performances on Ellen and with Taylor Swift at iHeart.
By this point, Mariah Carey had randomly thrown a new song on iTunes and watched it chart on the Hot 100.
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
By this time, ClownM was ready to sell her children for a hit (and posted sexualized videos of them on IG).
As she readied to release her Diplo-produced/Nicki Minaj-featured 3rd single Bitch I'm Madonna (I'm told it's not a parody song but I'm still not sure) she performed onstage with Drake. When her slimy reptile tongue darted into his mouth, Drake almost vomited and the moment exploded in a storm of viral videos, gifs and memes.
ClownM instantly became the laughing stock of the world. Her world crumbled: nothing matters more to her than looking like she's still desired by cool hot "urban" young men. And what the world got to see was the exact opposite: a cool hot "urban" young man literally throwing up after she force-kissed him while a collective "EWWW" was heard from all around the world.
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
As ClownM lashed out and played victim again on IG, this time about being ridiculed by Drake and the world, she released the parody song BIM (Ive decided it has to be a parody) with TV performances and a star-studded video of blink-and-you'll-miss-them cameos. In the laughable video, little kids sing Madonna songs while dressed in Madonna outfits, and cool edgy Asian girls with nipple tape who make out in bathtubs follow her around (she's that trendy and relevant).
The response from the world was the same as usual: laughter, mocking and ridicule.
After prostituting herself this hard, ClownM was met with a reward: she FINALLY charted on the Hot 100.
The next week, Janet Jackson quietly threw some slow random R&B song on iTunes and with no video or promo or anything, she outcharted Bitch I'm a Clown.
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
In her final acts of desperation, ClownM continued to exploit her kids on IG for attention and provocation, posting videos of her son's penis flapping around in close-ups for her middle-aged gay fans and captioning it with things like "wouldn't you like to taste that holy water  " + pics of her black kids on their knees massaging her feet like slaves.
By this point, no one even cared enough to even laugh, mock or ridicule.
/Rebel Heart era |
|
|
|
|
