I love it when Niall kicks me in the crotch and spits on me.
Aw, I told him not to be so mean to his admirers/stalkers.
I don't understand why he thinks I don't trust him...like, I knew before we became a thing that there would be rabid
queens trying to get his D all the time. I keep asking him not to worry about it but he just won't listen.
Aw, I told him not to be so mean to his admirers/stalkers.
I don't understand why he thinks I don't trust him...like, I knew before we became a thing that there would be rabid
queens trying to get his D all the time. I keep asking him not to worry about it but he just won't listen.
Aw, I told him not to be so mean to his admirers/stalkers.
I don't understand why he thinks I don't trust him...like, I knew before we became a thing that there would be rabid
queens trying to get his D all the time. I keep asking him not to worry about it but he just won't listen.
Sweetheart it was consensual and apparently Niall has a lot of unfulfilled desires he's not comfortable sharing with you.
Sweetheart it was consensual and apparently Niall has a lot of unfulfilled desires he's not comfortable sharing with you.
slamming doors and breaking plates
something else I'm boutta break
Ferrer, boy, it's time to take it like a man
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just going to state the obvious. We have a doppelgänger in our midst. How DARE you even consider touching my legendary avatar much less use it against me? I, as a stan who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You're a LAUGHINGSTOCK. It's cheesy, it's disgusting and I personally found it artistically atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion. Let it be known that if you ever try to come for me or my husband again I will leave not one single hair on that nasty little head of yours. There is one man in Niall's life and that is me. Question that again and I will make sure that you never step foot in this holy base again. Have I made myself clear?
slamming doors and breaking plates
something else I'm boutta break
Ferrer, boy, it's time to take it like a man
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just going to state the obvious. We have a doppelgänger in our midst. How DARE you even consider touching my legendary avatar much less use it against me? I, as a stan who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You're a LAUGHINGSTOCK. It's cheesy, it's disgusting and I personally found it artistically atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion. Let it be known that if you ever try to come for me or my husband again I will leave not one single hair on that nasty little head of yours. There is one man in Niall's life and that is me. Question that again and I will make sure that you never step foot in this holy base again. Have I made myself clear?
slamming doors and breaking plates
something else I'm boutta break Ferrer, boy, it's time to take it like a man
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just going to state the obvious. We have a doppelgänger in our midst. How DARE you even consider touching my legendary avatar much less use it against me? I, as a stan who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You're a LAUGHINGSTOCK. It's cheesy, it's disgusting and I personally found it artistically atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion. Let it be known that if you ever try to come for me or my husband again I will leave not one single hair on that nasty little head of yours. There is one man in Niall's life and that is me. Question that again and I will make sure that you never step foot in this holy base again. Have I made myself clear?
Okay I'd like to start off by saying that the opening number you wrote actually kinda turns me on...
*insert serious tone*
Sis Niall has been playing you for a fool and I pity you. Sure he comes home to you at the end of the night but not before I turn him inside out. You just can't satisfy him like I can. I don't come for your husband. He comes to me because he's bored of suburban life with 2.5 kids and a dog. I make him feel ALIVE. Something you haven't been able to do since your honeymoon apparently. He may stick with you for the kids but he's never truly happy unless he's with me. Take that in lock it away in your back closet.
Can y'all stop this and continue in like 5 hours when I get home?
But yasss, exterminate ha, £than
Am living for this mess. Hopefully it gets this thread closed for a hot second.
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Originally posted by Ferrer
Okay I'd like to start off by saying that the opening number you wrote actually kinda turns me on...
*insert serious tone*
Sis Niall has been playing you for a fool and I pity you. Sure he comes home to you at the end of the night but not before I turn him inside out. You just can't satisfy him like I can. I don't come for your husband. He comes to me because he's bored of suburban life with 2.5 kids and a dog. I make him feel ALIVE. Something you haven't been able to do since your honeymoon apparently. He may stick with you for the kids but he's never truly happy unless he's with me. Take that in lock it away in your back closet.
Now, sis. You're becoming another Monica Lewinsky.
