This woman phoned me to offer me a better internet deal and I repeated her 5 times that I wasn't the one in charge in the house and then she just went "I don't care who you are in the house, you can have more internet for less money" and I told her again that I couldn't help her this moment. Then she said "who are you" and I whispered "I'm just the bitch that makes the cookies" and told her to call again at a later time.
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(Regina is my fav tho)