Gaga would also kiss everyone's ass, being all "You inspired me when I was a punk girl singing in Brooklyn"
Katy would be making stupid jokes only Rihanna gets
If there were ever a round table with Mariah and Xtina I have a feeling she'd say something like "Hey X both our 2nd albums were 4x plat, how'd your 3rd do? And 4th oh ok but what about 5th?"
Mariah would remember when Xtina showed up at her party drunk. She'd also be like "I have the longest career in this table" "Oh yeah the rap sung collaborations, I did that 15 years ago" "Jay Z's biggest hit used to be on my song"
Interscope signing both gg and 2ne1, the english versions, the shelved will.i.am songs etc...
They didn't learn from BoA, Wonder Girls, and Se7en... you can't make it in the US market simply by working with American producers or touring with American acts
Britny not understanding Shakra 
