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Celeb News: Katy shades Taylor!
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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I like Katy even more now.
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Funny how Katy fans are attacking Taylor for writing a diss song. Calling her childish and immature.
Did you'll forget about "Circle the drain"? 
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This thread is still alive?
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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The biggest nnnnnnnnnn I have ever let out. Go OUT with a BANG sis 
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I just read through this thread. What a ****ing gold mine.
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Not a Mean Girls reference though.
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You ain't right for this bump!
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN.
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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I cannot STAND ATRL. 
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Not my post still being quoted 3 months later  I'm surprised this thread hasn't been closed yet.
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The bump 
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Best post in ATRL history 
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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